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This Should be Michel Houellebecq’s Next Novel

Steven Tucker has an idea for Michel Houellebecq's next novel: the Great Replacement switches up and starts sending hordes of sexually voracious young women instead of men – and suddenly everyone is pro-open borders.

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There was once a late-night armed robbery at a petrol-station where it was the attendant, not the fuel, that got illegally pumped. A lonely older divorced lady entered the premises, held a knife to the flesh of the spotty teen behind the counter, and forced him to take oral sex from her. Distressed, the lad quit his job that very evening, creating a vacancy. Once news of the crime came out, the outlet was suddenly inundated with a record number of job applications from other adolescent males of the vicinity, who found the potential fringe-benefits of the role far more appealing than the minimum-level wages could ever have been. So, if Education Secretary Lucy Powell wants to solve the current NEETs crisis, she knows what to do.

I thought of this long-forgotten event when reading through the recently-issued ‘Please don’t rape any women!’ booklet issued by HM Government to illegal immigrants. Recalling the other recent case of an Eritrean incomer sodomising a male pensioner behind a London church, I thought it should also have read ‘And please don’t rape any men either!’ And then it struck me: if these were all unaccompanied, fighting-age, sex-hungry young women pouring into the country, rather than the other way around, would the reaction of the general British public (or a certain large male portion of it, anyhow) begin to change? The old case of the petrol-station job-applications flood suggests so.

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marebobowl
marebobowl
19 days ago

What did I miss? The daily sceptic sinking rapidly.

David
David
19 days ago
Reply to  marebobowl

revoting article. Tucker is a self-indulgent windbag. If there is a novel in this theme then he should write it instead of relieving himself on these pages.

Matt Dalby
Matt Dalby
20 days ago

“Climate cultists are trying to get their message across using porn stars”.

I’m surprised they didn’t start doing this years ago, sex is almost certainly the most enjoyable zero carbon activity and being active under the duvet is a great way of keeping warm in winter without turning the heating on.

We could have had Greta’s Gangbang Against Global Warming (the thought of it will probably make most people GAG) with the moto Cum and Combat Climate Catastrophe.

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The horses, servants, and especially the wives are suitably frightened

Do not read this Comment before breakfast? 😄

Heretic
Heretic
20 days ago

No.

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