You could make a great movie set in an illegal migrant dinghy. There’s high drama occurring in them all the time. In some boats, the female passengers get raped by the male ones. In others, the Muslim passengers throw the Christian ones overboard. In yet others, it is on-board ‘witches’ who are made to walk the plank; in 2025, Spanish police arrested 19 migrants from West Africa for torturing and drowning 50 fellow passengers, after encountering ‘magical’ engine-failures and storms at sea. You can view footage of Senegalese incomers advising upon how best to spot a witch: apparently they have “big heads” and can see in the dark due to their huge eyes. Frank Sidebottom would be in danger, then.
Alfred Hitchcock once made an effective thriller entirely set within a lifeboat, called, simply enough, Lifeboat. So, with sensational material like the above to work with, contemporary directors should easily be able to follow suit. Except, of course, to do so would by definition involve depicting invading boat-people as killers, rapists, jihadists and primitive-minded witch-hunters. This would never do. Instead, we now have a much more positive movie set in a migrant dinghy being released, and I have just been allowed to watch a pre-release preview of it.
Don’t rock the boat
The movie is called Rule, Britannia and, like the average marine lifespan of a Christian witch hurled into the mid-Mediterranean, it is only 12 minutes long. Intended mainly for the film-
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This made me laugh so much my husband demanded to know what was so funny, then when I read it to him he laughed too.
It also reminds me (as do so many things these days) of the Discworld novel Jingo by Terry Pratchett, especially the Arab-inspired character who trolls his hosts in Ankh-Morpork by offering to buy their wives with camels. I miss Terry Pratchett.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/02/judge-spared-protesters-hamas-attacks-code-conduct/
The judge in this case who decided that puncturing a criminal boat was possible criminal damage.
Yep, Tan Ikram seems to be the go to fella. Funnily enough various X posts suggest he does not routinely hear cases at Basingstoke and is not scheduled for any in the near future. Coinkydoinks?
It’s not about the migrants, it’s about destabilising and destroying our country.
The “migrants” are simply weapons to be used against us.
I don’t understand why the RNLI has to accept “requests” from the coastguard when the dinghies are already being escorted by navy vessels who could easily rescue the courageous doctors and lawyers fleeing war torn France should they get into difficulties.
An RNLI vessel engaged in providing this taxi service is not available to respond to genuine emergencies, ie incidents when lives really are at risk.
Well done to Steven Tucker for exposing this Nauseating Communist Propaganda film.
“Choose Love” is the revised name of the charity “Help Refugees”, founded by Lliana Bird, who carefully conceals all information about her parents’ ethnicity and her real name.
Notice that their website claim to have “helped more than 8.5 million displaced people across 51 countries”. That’s nice, only they left out the most important bit: that they helped all those millions DRAIN THE WEST OF MONEY, helping them to force western Taxpayers to give FREE STUFF to 8.5 million hostile alien criminal invaders, NOT PAID FOR BY THE CHARITY “CHOOSE LOVE”.
As for Danny Tommo’s arrest and immediate incarceration after being outrageously refused bail (unlike the Pakistani Muslim brothers who viciously attacked and wounded British Police Officers at the airport), if people watch the video again, they will see that the Criminal-Owned Dinghy was entirely empty of humans as Tommo approached to prevent it from being re-used by the French Human Traffickers, before one of the Frenchmen deliberately stepped into the EMPTY DINGHY to deliberately endanger himself, in an attempt to stop Tommo from disabling it IN ENGLISH WATERS, and then later claimed his life was somehow in… Read more »
The CPS have outdone themselves in the sheer stupidity in charging Tommo on behalf of their client, the people traffickers! I suppose they will ask for compensation so that their aforementioned smuggler clients can get themselves a new boat. Meanwhile the other people traffickers aka The RNLI can go about their business and no doubt improve their smuggling model so they can bring in yet more Labour voters.
Mahmood can give then a business grant and a special award for enterprise because they are the only business in the UK showing any signs of growth.
The smuggled people can also start up a business with a grant and tax incentives to open up reception centres to get as many criminals into the country as possible at the request of the new masters, HM Treasury.
I wonder how much taxpayer money has gone to this, directly or indirectly.
Propaganda in films in favour of racial and cultural integration has a long history. A lot of it in Hollywood.
I’m sure they got a few hundred grand in grant money.