It was supposed to be a slam dunk argument that finally sorted out the Middle Eastern conflict and whether God exists. The student, 17, said to me confidently: “Obviously the Bible’s bullshit: it’s written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. All English names.” I must have frowned. “If the Bible was true and Jesus lived in Palestine, it would have been written by people called Mohammed, Malik, Yusuf and Omar.” I’m no Bible scholar nor Middle Eastern expert, but I realised I had a bit of historical unpicking to do here. Disappointingly, I was coaching the student for university interviews. His chosen subject: History.
I actually sympathise with him. He was demonstrating those ‘critical thinking’ skills that have recently been so lauded in educational circles: ‘teach children how to think, not what to think’, the mantra goes. But if there is no basic knowledge there, it’s naturally impossible to think critically at all.
Where had he got this Matthew, Mark, Luke and John insight from, I asked. TikTok, came the inevitable response: “You can learn everything from there and YouTube.” Students now talk openly of ‘whipping ChatGPT’ to help them with their essays, coursework and revision. With this avalanche of information/dross now turning whole generations into complete ignoramuses, Reform is right, it is imperative that history is taught properly. I wish other parties would embrace the cry – all school children deserve to know the basic trellis of British history rather than being at the mercy of TikTok nonsense.
Anyone who has had children go through the British state education system will have an understanding of how slapdash the history curriculum is. Primary schools spend a term on the Romans, Saxons and Vikings, and then suddenly there’s huge jump to the Titanic(?) and Walter Tull’s World War One service. There is compulsory teaching of global history, with terms spent on Western African or South American history.
The difficulty of course is that there’s just so much history to teach. In Years 7 and 8, children are supposed to be taught: Medieval, Tudor, the Early Modern World, the Civil War, the Industrial Revolution, the British Empire and Slavery, Social Change, WWI and the developments of the civil rights movements in America. Added to this is the dreary ‘what is history’ element, how to trust and distrust sources, how to weigh up evidence and how to recognise bias. With many schools now teaching GCSEs over three years, if children don’t select history, their historical training, such as it is, will stop at age 13 in Year 8.
Reform must avoid commissioning a long-winded academic review of how to teach history but instead follow the teaching as was experienced by the peerless comedian, novelist and historian Charlie Higson. In his latest book Willie, Willie, Harry, Stee: an epically short history of our Kings and Queens, Higson describes his history classroom.
Mr Cooper’s history room had a timeline running around the walls that told the story of Great Britain, with key dates and brightly painted pictures of important events, battles, great men and women, the birth of steam, the Second World War… you know the sort of thing.
You started at one as an eight year-old and worked your way around the room over the years until you were 13. From Stonehenge you went on to Roman Britain, the Anglo-Saxons, King Alfred the Great, the Battle of Hastings, Agincourt, the Wars of the Roses, Henry VIII, Oliver Cromwell, the Great Fire of London, Bonnie Prince Charlie, Queen Victoria, the First World War… until you arrived at the present day, sometimes in the mid-1960s.
It was an old-fashioned, top down and very Anglo-centric view of history. Ordinary men and women didn’t get a look in, but it gave me a solid grasp of when things happened and in what order.
Such a useful resource must be immediately rolled across the land. Add to this classroom frieze I would recommend the Royal School Series (published 1896) is updated and republished. I still rely on my great-uncle’s school copy to fill in all the gaps in history that crater my meagre if enthusiastic knowledge. Again, it’s a straight forward account of what happened, by whom and why it was important. The introduction reads:
This is a ‘simple’ History in respect at once of the matter, the style and the language. Only the most important events and the most striking incidents are recorded; but these have been selected with great care, and as much picturesqueness has been thrown into the narrative as the limited space would allow.
This is an example of the beginning of the entry for Edward II:
Young Edward took little notice of his father’s dying wish. He buried his body in Westminster and gave up the war with Scotland. Like Henry the Third, he lost the favour of his people by his fondness for worthless foreigners.
Such a book is so much more exciting and straightforward than the dreary science-like history textbooks now produced that have complicated classification tables for primary and secondary sources. We need stories, dramatic events, gorgeous costumes and a tremendous sense of the adventure of it all.
Children must enjoy many more trips to visit castles, cathedrals, fortresses and battlefields – even if empty fields. Bad Education-like, they can recreate the battles in the playground. It is lunacy that my Year 6 son has had a Mayan Day where he ate tortillas but has not visited the nearby ruins of a Roman villa, the site of the Battle of Cheriton or learned anything at all about Alfred the Great, our local hero.
Joanna Gray is a writer and confidence coach.


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Excellent article by Joanna Gray, and Mr. Cooper’s History Room is just brilliant— the very thing every classroom needs! The photo of the Bayeux Tapestry above reminded me of this two-minute movie introduction to “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”, which shows many of the details of that tapestry, with superb music:
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) title sequence – YouTube
And as you look at the astonishing quality of the craftsmanship on the thousand-year-old Bayeux Tapestry in that video clip, remember that it was made by Anglo-Saxon women, who were famed for their skill at embroidery … so marvellous that it lasted a thousand years.
A thousand years…
Unless we started all of this 20 years ago then it will be pointless. I fear the country is LOST. The Political Class have set about destroying National Identity, culture, history and tradition, so we all can just become good little global citizens governed from afar by Technocrats we never heard of or voted for and instead of being a NATION we are now simply a REGION.
Another good resource is ‘The Rest is History’ podcasts by Tom Holland and Dominic Sandbrook. They are so entertaining and bring any period they discuss alive. Like an adventure story or thriller, ending episodes within a series on cliffhangers. What will happen next??!!! You want to know, even when you already know!
If you want your children to learn our history, teach it yourself. The best resource for teaching children about our history which has ever been produced is the Ladybird Series of Great Lives.
The stories are simple; they focus on a figure who was vitally important in his/her sphere (Royalty, insurgent, medicine, science, the Arts etc). Each page had a bright picture.
I bought about 50 of them at Boot Fairs back in the ’90s and my now-adult son will not let me get rid of them. They can still be found, but are now “collectable.”
In my opinion, they should be updated and reissued for the current generation. Every school should have a full set.
I wouldn’t mind betting that most of the teachers at the Year 6 boy’s school are female. Tortillas indeed.
Here’s something to tell your 17-years old ignorant:
Jesus was a Jew and lived in Israel at the time when it was a kingdom and client-state of the Roman Empire before the Romans conquered it to turn into the province Syria Palaestina. The religion called Islam didn’t exist until about 5 centuries later.
In the German bible, the four evangelists are called Matthäus, Markus, Lukas and Johannes which are neither English nor German names but another rendition of the Greek originals in a language written using the Roman alphabet. Markus is a Roman name, as evidenced by he -us ending which signifies a word with masculine gender¹ in Latin.
Telling him that his teachers are ignorant twits and that knowing all of this was expected from pupils before they reached secondary school in the past before “social progress” took off might also be a good idea.
¹ Opportunity to point out that words can change their gender just as much as people their sex, namely, not at all.
The entry on Keir Starmer; he lost the favour of his people by his fondness for worthless foreigners
I suggest: Starmer is fond of worthless foreigners because he was never in favour among his own people.
Not more – some!
Here is a good resource which I think everyone will enjoy, including kids.They do very nice short videos, too. Here is their website;
”You were taught to feel ashamed of where you come from.
But nobody showed you the archives.
Ancient Britons who built civilisations. Workers who ended slavery. Inventors who changed the world. Peasants who made kings bow.
This history belongs to you. We’re giving it back.
They never told you that ancient Rome and Greece depended on British tin to build their civilisations.
They taught you about the empire but not the people who fought it.
They told you about the slave trade but not the 60-year naval campaign your ancestors waged to end it.
They gave you the shame. They kept the pride.
We went to the archives and got it back.”
https://proudofus.co.uk/
They have a very popular Twitter account and share videos all the time. Here’s the one for St George’s Day;
https://x.com/ProudofusUK/status/2047220047601389790
Very good.
There is this pernicious idea that one person’s or country’s success can only come at someone else’s expense. That can sometimes be true but more often is not. Very often one person’s success benefits many others.
Far Right propaganda!
You’ll be saying next it wasn’t Black people who built Stonehenge, and railways, turbofan jet engines, the cavity magnetron, telephones, weren’t invented by Africans before Europeans arrived there.