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Black Labrador and Warm Ale Life is No Fantasy, But it is Tragically a Minority Pursuit

Black Labrador and warm ale life is no fantasy, even less a "far Right" one, says Joanna Gray. But it is tragically far removed from the experience of the overwhelming majority of the population these days.

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Much ridicule has been heaped on Labour MP Jenny Riddell-Carpenter for her comments that the black Labrador, warm ale country pub vision of Britain only exists as a "far Right fantasy", but I think she is onto something. The Deep England she described is so galactically far removed from the experience of the overwhelming majority of the population that it may as well be a fantasy. This is the real tragedy.

Now classified as elitist and "far Right", rural life used to be enjoyed by more than the current 17% who bask in this black lab and warm ale dream. Because the 83% majority of the population now live in towns and cities, there has evolved a strange notion that this is what life is supposed to be like. A friend who grew up in an Northern ex-mining town said of the exquisite Gloucestershire village where I grew up: “This place is a fairytale. It’s not real.” And this is the tragedy that I think Jenny Riddell-Carpenter MP inadvertently articulated. Village life is sadly a minority pursuit and too many people are genuinely unaware that such a pleasant, if hardworking, way of life in The Shire is possible. 

I have been haunted by a comment from a Daily Sceptic reader after an article I wrote about modern architecture. It reads:

I may tell you, as a resident of Croydon (not the town itself, but the wider borough), that if it hadn’t been waging war against beauty for

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Hound of Heaven
Hound of Heaven
8 minutes ago

Having graduated from The School of African and Oriental Studies Riddell-Carpenter may well have come to believe that dogs are unclean.

Jon Garvey
Jon Garvey
1 hour ago

17% still enjoying life? How can we eradicate the so-and-sos?

GunnerBill
GunnerBill
1 hour ago

As well as a black lab I also have a spaniel.

Marque1
Marque1
35 minutes ago
Reply to  GunnerBill

You, sir, are a cad and a bounder!

soundofreason
soundofreason
24 minutes ago
Reply to  Marque1

The spaniel is usually the bounder.

Roy Everett
Roy Everett
17 minutes ago
Reply to  Marque1

“It was explained to me during my National Service that a bounder was the sort of officer who would sleep with a brother officer’s wife but might then go out and win a VC, whereas a cad would sleep with the lady while his brother officer was out winning a VC.” [Kevin O’Sullivan]

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