There is a quiet revolution under way in how ordinary people communicate with schools, airlines and the NHS – and institutions are only beginning to feel its force, writes Joanna Gray.
“Usually such parents barrel into school, have an incoherent shout in the playground, swear at me and whoever is close, tell me their child is an angel and barrel out again. Now in the age of AI this has all changed. Such parents are now sending in AI generated emails of complaint and they are brilliant.” So explains the Head of School of a large London primary. He says that take-up of AI has accelerated in the past half term, giving voice to a section of parents previously unable to reasonably articulate their concerns. What this means positively for parents has varied ramifications for teachers. Best-case scenario, it should improve the classroom experience; worst-case scenario, it adds a massive extra workload for teachers with spurious but legally accurate demands.
The Head shares with me two examples from the summer term of this year. “A Year One student [six-years-old] wet herself. This is not unusual. This child arrived in reception still wearing nappies. It is not unusual for Key Stage One children to wet themselves. We have great teaching assistants who know what to do in these instances. She changed into her PE kit and at the end of the day the class teacher told the parent what had happened and gave her daughter’s wet clothes in a plastic bag. So far so routine. The following week I received a beautifully written email from the mother, copying in the Chair of Governors and the CEO of our Education Trust. The email insisted that she see the school’s CCTV footage around the time of the incident because the mum did not believe her daughter would have wet herself unprovoked. She also issued a subject access request whereby any time her daughter’s name had come up in school communications, she could read the paperwork. I had to spend a considerable time pulling up the CCTV and then anonymising all the other children featured, the same with the paperwork, manually retracting all other children’s names. It took hours.
“The following week we had an incident with a very challenging student from Year 4. He has a one-to-one SEND support worker but the child picked up his chair and attacked him. He then ran into the toilets and turned all the taps on. I was called to assist and the student ran out of the toilets and dodged both of us; he continued to run around the school throwing furniture. My colleague and I are well trained in this sort of thing and to prevent him doing further damage to himself or anyone else we had to catch him. We did and safely got him sitting on a chair in the corridor. His mum was called and collected him. Similarly, a few days later, I received another AI-generated email, copied in to the governors and the school trust, alleging an inappropriate use of two adult males in the ‘violent restraint’ of a child. Again she demanded to see the CCTV and issued a subject access request. Again, this required hours of my time.”
In both instances nothing whatsoever untoward was revealed and the school trust took over the correspondence with the parent. However, such incidents are bound to increase as parents share with each other the wonders of AI-assisted emails. My friend Rachel works as a cleaner and, by her own admission, ‘is no friend to learning’ – she has similarly benefited from the democratisation of fluent literacy. Fobbed off by Emirates when her holiday of a lifetime involved a cancelled flight and two days being marooned in Dubai, Rachel was glum when her initial requests for a refund were ignored. With the help of AI, however, she generated a pitch-perfect complaint, again copying in the group CEO, and received an immediate apology and a full refund.
So too my neighbour, the elderly wife of a builder who is suffering from tongue-base cancer. The NHS has, according to her, been “dog shite” – but she’s “all over AI” and has found a number of medications that would help her husband. She kept badgering the oncologist to prescribe oxycodone, the oncologist did and the spasms subsided.
Such uses of AI are giving a tremendous sense of agency to whole swathes of people who have previously felt excluded from worlds dominated by written communications. How this pans out will be interesting to see. Will Britain descend into a litigious society where businesses and the public sector become paralysed dealing with easy-to-access – if not so easy to process – complaints? Or will businesses and the public sector increase levels of friction and seal themselves off from an enthusiastically AI-assisted customer base?
How disappointing it would be if, like emails, AI simply became a massive bureaucratic nuisance.
Joanna Gray is a writer and confidence coach.


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“The following week we had an incident with a very challenging student from Year 4. He has a one-to-one SEND support worker but the child picked up his chair and attacked him. He then ran into the toilets and turned all the taps on. I was called to assist and the student ran out of the toilets and dodged both of us; he continued to run around the school throwing furniture. My colleague and I are well trained in this sort of thing and to prevent him doing further damage … we shot him”.
Oh for the good old days.
It will end up with AIs writing to each other
Commercial companies are coming in for it too.
I think my MP has been using Ai generated response letters to me. 🤭
The best way of dealing with this is to use AI yourself to bat it back to them. I would feed in their letter and say you want to reply seeking further clarification of all the points made. You might need to do this twice. In other words, ask it to expand on the points it has already made and then use that as a reply, starting with: Thank you very much for your AI-generated letter.
AI is taking over many aspects of life. Our recent lawn bowls club voted for a new club secretary who so obviously had a cv that read like AI. Most of the oldies at the club have no idea what AI is. So many people using it now, and why not. Perhaps it will have its positives as in making humans more coherent?
Thank you. That was a thought provoking article. I think in a wider context it illustrates why AI will not result in mass unemployment because there is no limit to the amount of work we can create for ourselves. We will all simply move upwards into a lifestyle that troubles itself with issues (including healthcare, leisure etc) that currently we can’t afford to worry about. The future is bright….(sort of!)
I trust the child throwing furniture got a damned good hiding. In my school days I don’t remember classroom assistants, let alone one to one. We appear to be breeding a nation of undisciplined idiots
So the teachers are being bollocked by bots?
I bet only the STEM subject teachers even know what’s happened.
AI may be giving the “non-professional classes” a voice. But is it their voice?
So…ditch the CCTV and there is nothing to look at. In all my education years there was no CCTV.
If it provides a tool to force government departments to deal with as many vexatious requests as they themselves impose on the private sector, then more power to AI’s elbow.
The result will be a totally sclerotic society, but we are there already. The Screwtape Letters contain the senior devil’s advice to a junior tasked with preventing a man from becoming a Christian, and after all the usual temptations, the final advice is – if all else fails, fill up his time. The state seems very eager to do exactly that, which probably betrays its true colours.
That may well have begun with the Freedom of Information Act.
So in the past only ‘intelligent middle class people’ got away with writing spurious time wasting complaints, now ‘the plebs’ can do it it’s of note? What are the stats on ‘helicopter parents Vs plebs complaints’ I wonder? Tbh I first thought this article was about ‘tradespeople’ coming into their own being able to fight bureaucracy and regulation using AI. Funny how when technology was erasing certain job types (whilst replacing it with a whole new technology based skillset and jobs) no one cared but now we have a tech that ‘threatens’ professionals it’s constant news. AI will burst, there will be a reset and gradually it will just be another technology tool in the kitchen box.
wonderful thpught provoking article- thank you
My wife says that AI is great for writing reports to satisfy the council’s “Elective Home Education” team, who pester constantly to fulfil their “duty of care” to our children.
I hate the phrase “duty of care”.
Just like the Internet itself; it promised so much, but the downsides proved to be so much greater than the upsides. (Are people happier now than the 1980s?).
AI will, (of course), be abused as we become an ever more individualistic and selfish society.
I hope AI can find a way to stop a government official snooping around my home to see if the asset I have acquired with taxed income during the course of my lifetime is liable for further financial penalties. Because it exists. There is no longer any connection between council tax and council services, or personal income and ability to pay. The only relevant factor is what the necessarily biased tax collector wants properties to be worth so they can maximise the tax yield. Can AI tell us how any of this is constitutionally legal?
I am afraid AI will not save you/us from this. Universal suffrage opened the door to the looting of wealth in the name of democracy and until there is a massive collapse the looting will continue.
We can only hope that not voting for the Uniparty might yield the required relief. Giving them power has certainly backfired on the UK.
It’s not looking hopeful – Torty support holding up and Labour still enjoying huge support given the damage they have done.
It seems to me to be just another tool which can be used or abused. I do worry that some will switch off their brains completely though, rather than using it to inform actual thinking by them.
I don’t worry about people’s brains switching off completely. I am absolutely terrified by it.
But then I stop being terrified, because I remember that most people need and/or want rules to follow. Using the brain to look deeply into the nature of things is very hard work, and most people, I have come to discover, can’t do it. AI is merely more nonsense for the masses to follow, to their great cost.
Focus on the real.
I don’t think it’s nonsense at all. It’s a useful tool, if used with judgement. How it’s portrayed is often nonsense, for various reasons – some people want to sell it, some want to sell clicks for a story, some want to pretend it will solve all the UK’s problems. The reality is a lot more nuanced IMO but people rarely do nuance these days.
You make a good theoretical point.
But “if used with judgement“ said with one breath and “people rarely do nuance these days” said with the other breath …. rather makes my point! 😀
I guess so. One can only hope that reason prevails – lol.