Have you been struggling to adapt properly to the clocks going forward by an hour last month? If so, the true reason may shock you: your internal body-clock is gay. Yawning because you’ve lost an hour in bed reveals your metabolism is innately homosexual and is engaging in a noble act of rainbow rebellion against the externally imposed anti-queer time-measuring methods of the narrow-minded heteronormative social dictatorship within which you and your oppressed corporeal frame are forced to live. For today’s truly liberated chronoqueer, life is there to be lived to the ticking of your inner own clock, not anybody else’s: forget British Summer Time, it’s time to begin operating on British Bummer Time.
That is the liberating message now emanating from Canada, a land so woke Lake Superior will soon be renamed Lake Equity. Its universities appear even more captured by madness than our own, as proven by an amusing new academic paper, ‘Temporal Disobedience: Intersex Timescapes, Chronopolitics and Intersex Joy’, due to be published in the journal Feminist Theory’s special ‘Intersex Joy’ issue this April. The co-authors describe themselves as follows:
Tori Dudys is a white cis endo queer woman and student in Eastern Canada. Celeste E Orr is a white genderqueer endo disabled professor in Atlantic Canada. Casey Burkholder is a white cis endo bisexual femme and professor at a university in Eastern Canada.
The word “endo” is a piece of Queer Studies jargon meaning 'born in the correct body', i.
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I can kind of see Jesus sitting on his throne, rolling his eyes as he twirls his finger next to the side of his head.
Degenerate has numerous synonyms depending on whether it is used as an adjective, verb, or noun.
As an adjective describing a person or state that is morally corrupt or deteriorated, common synonyms include decayed, degraded, decadent, effete, corrupt, immoral, depraved, dissolute, perverted, wicked, vicious, and villainous.
The term specifically suggests having sunk to an especially vicious or enervated condition.
As a verb meaning to decline, deteriorate, or rot, synonyms include deteriorate, decline, decay, worsen, sink, regress, rot, devolve, atrophy, retrograde, crumble, ebb, disintegrate, go to seed, degrade, fall, and waste.
As a noun referring to a person, synonyms include pervert, villain, rake, libertine, derelict, backslider, deviate, profligate, reprobate, scoundrel, rogue, and miscreant.
Antonyms for the term include pure, uncorrupted, incorruptible, ethical, moral, honest, good, virtuous, principled, and righteous. 5
This is mental illness, and creepy mental illness at that.
And then you know the lunatics truly have taken over the asylum fgs!.
Looks like the daily sceptic has been captured by the great tyranny of the minority, again. I have always found this socialist country, difficult to understand. Kids and adults with the most admirable accomplishments get ignored in favour of people down on their luck, or incredibly awkward. Here is just one more example. Millions of children and adults to write about and once again the daily sceptic wastes ink on these kind of topics. Didn’t bother to read it,never will. How about a few articles about someone who has been successful in life. Thanks.
This is beyond sick!
Meanwhile back.on planet Earth….
I am sure that Rebecca would not welcome the presence of a mocking heterosexual white bloke like me.
They should all grow up but they seem to want to abandon adulthood and responsibility. Also they should be in school at their age, not hanging out with distinctly odd looking bloke at a petrol station.
You think it can’t get any more insane, and then it does!
Someone wake me up when all this madness is over.
“Tori Dudys is a white cis endo queer woman and student in Eastern Canada. Celeste E Orr is a white genderqueer endo disabled professor in Atlantic Canada. Casey Burkholder is a white cis endo bisexual femme and professor at a university in Eastern Canada.”
As good as Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick
What can one even say about this?
Remember how we used to laugh at our parents for wearing flares?
I remember wearing flares, Oxford bags and platform soles.
Pathetic exhibitionists.
Being paid a salary to be more weird than the next ‘academic’ – great scam.
Surely employing a child of 14 is as illegal in Canada as it is here. Is it even possible for him to open and access a bank account without his parents’ co-operation?
Canada, the land of the MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+
🐂💩😞
I have never thought that I was in the wrong body, but I am beginning to think I am living in the wrong planet.
Another one here. And why are these freaktards always within the realm of academia? This one’s an assistant professor of ‘Queer Studies’, FGS! There should be nothing as nonsensical as this even existing;
”A woke Canadian academic whose research includes working with young children to create ”queer and trans-centered spaces” is drawing mockery online for his choice of pronouns — his full name, all lowercase.
The PhD — who is transgender and presents as a man with a goatee — asked on Facebook to be referred to by his full name, j wallace skelton, in place of traditional third-person pronouns like him, her or they — including the lowercase letters.”
https://www.aol.com/news/trans-canadian-researcher-gets-roasted-222303607.html
Here they are in all of their excessive glory. The fact this person has kids is incredibly concerning. Canada is not a serious country;
https://x.com/DefiantLs/status/2042736884703506449
This stuff usually means that we ought to have a good look at his hard drive…
A swirling vortex of insanity.
Demonic fury against the fact that they cannot create reality.
Never mind. They will self-destruct.
All these happy people angrily transgressing for all they’re worth… which becomes less the more they do it.
The only good thing to come out of this nonsense is the term ‘chrononormativity’ that I’ll drop into as many excuses as possible in the coming years.
I have been rolling this word round in my head and think this must be what Hamlet was aiming for when he said:
“The time is out of joint: O cursed spite,
That ever I was born to set it right!”
How infinitely depressing. Jesus f@cking wept.