A job advertisement for Covid Marshalls has recently been posted onto the website Totaljobs. For £11 an hour, successful applicants will be responsible for providing “a ‘Covid safe’ environment” within the Bishop’s Stortford area, and will be granted the power to use “enforcement measures” when necessary if members of the public are not following “relevant legislation”. A link to the full job advertisement can be found here.
Covid Marshalls Wanted in Bishop’s Stortford
A job advertisement wishing to hire Covid Marshalls for the Bishop's Stortford area has been uploaded to the website Totaljobs.
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For a country that is on the verge of bankruptcy, why on earth is the Uk looking for ways to waste more money? Covid nearly gone if they would just stop vaccinating and dreaming up scariants. So very happy I declined.
Why has my comment disappeared? Have I been censored? Why? I did not expect authoritarianism and ‘cancel culture’ here.
For £11 per hour, they will be ragged-trousered Covid Marshalls, indeed.
So you wave a big stick at the populace on behalf of the elite for…..what? Peanuts. They must expect only monkeys to apply
Praire s**t.
11 quid an hour’s not much of an incentive. Do you get to wear a tin star, too?
I think the Council will find that, legally, the Covid Marshal cannot enforce anything but his tea breaks.
“A Covid safe environment”! What utter hubristic, arrogant nonsense!
….it almost makes it sound as if they know what they are doing.
Similar jobs advertised at Watford and other towns
Covid Marshalls for a virus with an IFR of 0.15%?
And we are not expected to believe they are taking the P? That this is FA to do with health?
Wankers.
But there’s the new more dangerous variant that will arrive on these shores from South Africa in about 4 weeks. /sarc
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The Nu variant is out, BBC just flashed we are requiring quarantine for arrivals from Southern Africa, and all h£ll is about to break lose again. So of droids they are hiring Marshalls.
The beat goes on. And since the vaccine is likely ineffective against Nu, guess how useful the boosters are? This is why you work on treatments (which are coming on line), not vaccines. Tamiflu has saved more lives that the ad hoc flu vaccines (which I dutifully for this year because…why not).
Marshalls? Covid is the gift that keeps giving new jobs. Too bad it killed so many old ones.
Excellent branding: “New Covid”. Vaxx resistant and antibody resistant. I’ve been expecting this for months, wonder if this is the killshot?
Quislings!
* Successful applicants may get the shit kicked out of them.
As I’ve noted on here several times, the civil service job website regularly advertises vacancies for covid jobs. But the jobs were previously marked as temporary, they’re now permanent.
The names and addresses of ‘Covid marshalls’ could be printed out and posted everywhere, so that people know who these little shits are. Name and shame.
Good idea ! Mind You JK Rowling has had visitors , her crime – confirming women are women or such like 🤦🏼♂️
More of a late summer/early autumn gig for moi!
they’ll need an SIA License (sic) – in other words bouncers.
The chief characteristic of covid assistants shuffling round my town is a fat arse.
Presumably, they’ve taken the job as a way of reducing that amplitude.
Taking a trip to Bishop’s Stortford is lower on my Bucket List than similar to Saffron Walden, the only points of interest being the etymology of their place-names.
London based civil and civic servants retire there to die.
Any locals still remaining after the age of 18 have seriously retarded ambition quotients since anybody with any ‘get up and go’ has long since got up and gone.
This would therefore be an ideal location for a local born youth to fly his wings and fulfill his cherished aspirations by becoming his proud towns very own 😷 COVID MARSHAL.😷
Make way Ladies and Gentlemen. Borislav has something to say 🙌👋😂👏👏👏👏👏
There is some very nice countryside around Bishop’s Stortford. It’s a part of the country mostly undiscovered by tourists. Northern Essex and northern Hertfordshire. Lovely villages with ancient houses. Here’s Wendens Ambo:
A girl I was completely in love with when I was 15 went to live in Wendens Ambo with her family and I wrote to her for a while. I have not seen or thought about the words Wendens Ambo since 1993. Thanks for reminding me of the heartache! 😂😭😭
I used to live a few miles away in Hertfordshire and I’m sure Wendens Ambo is perfectly lovely but it isn’t Gods Waiting Room as are Bishops Stortfod or Saffron Walden.
Too much development to be still rural, not enough to be interesting.
It’s a biological equivalent of the mask in furtherance of the ongoing Kabuki (street-) Theatre. Gotta keep them visualising the fear!
(To the shrinks: does imagery afford a short-cut to the subconscious mind, for those who would deliver messages of persuasion?)
Love the “About you” in the job advert. My translation in brackets)…
About you:
Excellent communication & customer service skills. (Preferably German speaking and able to serve food/gas treatment to our ‘customers’)
Professional in approach, with a balanced sense of judgement, and a keen eye for detail. (Authoritarian. Able to quickly spot concentration camp number tattoos)
Previous experience in a similar role is desirable, but not essential. (Any position in a fascist movement preferable, but SS lineage will do)
A valid SIA License or have applied for one
A full five-year checkable employment history. (Preferably as executioner… or Richard Madeley impersonator)
A full UK Driving License. (Forklift desirable – moving bodies)
Grasses and Snides Wanted in Bishop’s Stortford
I quite like the idea of this job – I presume I could do it from home using Zoom or similar?
No no. Must be out on patrols. Keeping the whole communitieses saef.
But who’s going to marshal the covid marshal to ensure they keep marshalling?
I suggest as many sceptics as possible sign up for this free money. They can interpret ‘enforce’ as they will.
Direct democracy. Local action. National impact.
I’ll be looking for a job when I’m sacked from the nhs for non compliance.
And it’s a massive pay rise as well for those ‘essential’ but dispensable NHS workers.
Not a bad idea, except you’d have to walk about looking like a complete bellend.
Ops Sunrise? Freudian slip?
It may be ‘Covid safe’ but we don’t want to be perpetuating Covid, which is what the measures they will be enforcing will achieve.
“Covid Marshalls Wanted in Bishop’s Stortford”
Wanted for what?
Harassment? Assault?
I’m happy to say I don’t know anyone who would apply to become a Kapo.
That said, it might be worth applying and mentioning that I have a medical exemption from mask wearing (which is true). That will be a fitting test of their diversity and inclusivity polices.
Technically it’s a blokleiter role.
I’m surprised blokleiter sinecures haven’t been offered to thug mates of Celtleiter Drakeford.
We should all apply and subvert the system from within. Is a vaccine essential?
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The ad says ‘flexible’.
Don’t they mean ‘bent’?
Odd – they don’t insist on jabberoids!
Yes, interesting that being jabbed up isn’t one of the qualifications.
That would be diskrim. Covidians dont diskrim.