Covid Marshalls Wanted in Bishop’s Stortford

A job advertisement wishing to hire Covid Marshalls for the Bishop's Stortford area has been uploaded to the website Totaljobs.

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A job advertisement for Covid Marshalls has recently been posted onto the website Totaljobs. For £11 an hour, successful applicants will be responsible for providing “a ‘Covid safe’ environment” within the Bishop’s Stortford area, and will be granted the power to use “enforcement measures” when necessary if members of the public are not following “relevant legislation”. A link to the full job advertisement can be found here.

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marebobowl
marebobowl
4 years ago

For a country that is on the verge of bankruptcy, why on earth is the Uk looking for ways to waste more money? Covid nearly gone if they would just stop vaccinating and dreaming up scariants. So very happy I declined.

LeftSceptic
LeftSceptic
4 years ago

Why has my comment disappeared? Have I been censored? Why? I did not expect authoritarianism and ‘cancel culture’ here.

LeftSceptic
LeftSceptic
4 years ago

For £11 per hour, they will be ragged-trousered Covid Marshalls, indeed.

So you wave a big stick at the populace on behalf of the elite for…..what? Peanuts. They must expect only monkeys to apply

Newman20
Newman20
4 years ago

Praire s**t.

John Dee
John Dee
4 years ago

11 quid an hour’s not much of an incentive. Do you get to wear a tin star, too?

Peter W
Peter W
4 years ago

I think the Council will find that, legally, the Covid Marshal cannot enforce anything but his tea breaks.
“A Covid safe environment”! What utter hubristic, arrogant nonsense!
….it almost makes it sound as if they know what they are doing.

albert hall
albert hall
4 years ago

Similar jobs advertised at Watford and other towns

huxleypiggles
huxleypiggles
4 years ago

Covid Marshalls for a virus with an IFR of 0.15%?

And we are not expected to believe they are taking the P? That this is FA to do with health?

Wankers.

John
John
4 years ago

But there’s the new more dangerous variant that will arrive on these shores from South Africa in about 4 weeks. /sarc

LonePatriot
LonePatriot
4 years ago

Our healthcare system is about to experience a tsunami! Potential side effects of jabs include chronic inflammation, because the vaccine continuously stimulates the immune system to produce antibodies. Other concerns include the possible integration of plasmid DNA into the body’s host genome, resulting in mutations, problems with DNA replication, triggering of autoimmune responses, and activation of cancer-causing genes. Alternative COVID cures EXIST. Ivermectin is one of them. While Ivermectin is very effective curing COVID symptoms, it has also been shown to eliminate certain cancers. Do not get the poison jab. Get your Ivermectin today while you still can! https://ivmpharmacy.com

DoctorCOxford
DoctorCOxford
4 years ago

The Nu variant is out, BBC just flashed we are requiring quarantine for arrivals from Southern Africa, and all h£ll is about to break lose again. So of droids they are hiring Marshalls.

The beat goes on. And since the vaccine is likely ineffective against Nu, guess how useful the boosters are? This is why you work on treatments (which are coming on line), not vaccines. Tamiflu has saved more lives that the ad hoc flu vaccines (which I dutifully for this year because…why not).

Marshalls? Covid is the gift that keeps giving new jobs. Too bad it killed so many old ones.

baboon
baboon
4 years ago
Reply to  DoctorCOxford

The Nu variant is out

Excellent branding: “New Covid”. Vaxx resistant and antibody resistant. I’ve been expecting this for months, wonder if this is the killshot?

tom171uk
tom171uk
4 years ago

Quislings!

psychedelia smith
psychedelia smith
4 years ago

* Successful applicants may get the shit kicked out of them.

J4mes
J4mes
4 years ago

As I’ve noted on here several times, the civil service job website regularly advertises vacancies for covid jobs. But the jobs were previously marked as temporary, they’re now permanent.

Emerald Fox
Emerald Fox
4 years ago

The names and addresses of ‘Covid marshalls’ could be printed out and posted everywhere, so that people know who these little shits are. Name and shame.

Freddy Boy
Freddy Boy
4 years ago
Reply to  Emerald Fox

Good idea ! Mind You JK Rowling has had visitors , her crime – confirming women are women or such like 🤦🏼‍♂️

Paul B
Paul B
4 years ago

More of a late summer/early autumn gig for moi!

Pete Sutton
Pete Sutton
4 years ago

they’ll need an SIA License (sic) – in other words bouncers.
The chief characteristic of covid assistants shuffling round my town is a fat arse.

John Dee
John Dee
4 years ago
Reply to  Pete Sutton

Presumably, they’ve taken the job as a way of reducing that amplitude.

karenovirus
karenovirus
4 years ago

Taking a trip to Bishop’s Stortford is lower on my Bucket List than similar to Saffron Walden, the only points of interest being the etymology of their place-names.
London based civil and civic servants retire there to die.
Any locals still remaining after the age of 18 have seriously retarded ambition quotients since anybody with any ‘get up and go’ has long since got up and gone.

This would therefore be an ideal location for a local born youth to fly his wings and fulfill his cherished aspirations by becoming his proud towns very own 😷 COVID MARSHAL.😷

Make way Ladies and Gentlemen. Borislav has something to say 🙌👋😂👏👏👏👏👏

Emerald Fox
Emerald Fox
4 years ago
Reply to  karenovirus

There is some very nice countryside around Bishop’s Stortford. It’s a part of the country mostly undiscovered by tourists. Northern Essex and northern Hertfordshire. Lovely villages with ancient houses. Here’s Wendens Ambo:

wendens ambo.jpg
crisisgarden
crisisgarden
4 years ago
Reply to  Emerald Fox

A girl I was completely in love with when I was 15 went to live in Wendens Ambo with her family and I wrote to her for a while. I have not seen or thought about the words Wendens Ambo since 1993. Thanks for reminding me of the heartache! 😂😭😭

karenovirus
karenovirus
4 years ago
Reply to  Emerald Fox

I used to live a few miles away in Hertfordshire and I’m sure Wendens Ambo is perfectly lovely but it isn’t Gods Waiting Room as are Bishops Stortfod or Saffron Walden.
Too much development to be still rural, not enough to be interesting.

CrouplessCoup
CrouplessCoup
4 years ago

It’s a biological equivalent of the mask in furtherance of the ongoing Kabuki (street-) Theatre. Gotta keep them visualising the fear!
(To the shrinks: does imagery afford a short-cut to the subconscious mind, for those who would deliver messages of persuasion?)

Free Lemming
Free Lemming
4 years ago

Love the “About you” in the job advert. My translation in brackets)…

About you:

Excellent communication & customer service skills. (Preferably German speaking and able to serve food/gas treatment to our ‘customers’)
Professional in approach, with a balanced sense of judgement, and a keen eye for detail. (Authoritarian. Able to quickly spot concentration camp number tattoos)
Previous experience in a similar role is desirable, but not essential. (Any position in a fascist movement preferable, but SS lineage will do)
A valid SIA License or have applied for one
A full five-year checkable employment history. (Preferably as executioner… or Richard Madeley impersonator)
A full UK Driving License. (Forklift desirable – moving bodies)

Moderate Radical
Moderate Radical
4 years ago

Grasses and Snides Wanted in Bishop’s Stortford

Lowe
Lowe
4 years ago

I quite like the idea of this job – I presume I could do it from home using Zoom or similar?

BS665
BS665
4 years ago
Reply to  Lowe

No no. Must be out on patrols. Keeping the whole communitieses saef.

rayc
rayc
4 years ago
Reply to  BS665

But who’s going to marshal the covid marshal to ensure they keep marshalling?

NeilofWatford
NeilofWatford
4 years ago

I suggest as many sceptics as possible sign up for this free money. They can interpret ‘enforce’ as they will.
Direct democracy. Local action. National impact.

Lilacblue
Lilacblue
4 years ago
Reply to  NeilofWatford

I’ll be looking for a job when I’m sacked from the nhs for non compliance.

IanC
IanC
4 years ago
Reply to  Lilacblue

And it’s a massive pay rise as well for those ‘essential’ but dispensable NHS workers.

Moderate Radical
Moderate Radical
4 years ago
Reply to  NeilofWatford

Not a bad idea, except you’d have to walk about looking like a complete bellend.

ImpObs
ImpObs
4 years ago

Undertake collaboration work and direction with the Police under Ops Sunrise.

Ops Sunrise? Freudian slip?

World War II

Operation Sunrise, or the Bern incident, refers to a series of World War II
secret negotiations from February to May 1945 between representatives of
Nazi Germany and the United States to arrange a local surrender of
German forces in northern Italy

brachiopod
brachiopod
4 years ago

It may be ‘Covid safe’ but we don’t want to be perpetuating Covid, which is what the measures they will be enforcing will achieve.

Mark
Mark
4 years ago

“Covid Marshalls Wanted in Bishop’s Stortford”
Wanted for what?

Harassment? Assault?

Al T
Al T
4 years ago

I’m happy to say I don’t know anyone who would apply to become a Kapo.

That said, it might be worth applying and mentioning that I have a medical exemption from mask wearing (which is true). That will be a fitting test of their diversity and inclusivity polices.

BS665
BS665
4 years ago
Reply to  Al T

Technically it’s a blokleiter role.

TheyLiveAndWeLockdown
TheyLiveAndWeLockdown
4 years ago
Reply to  BS665

I’m surprised blokleiter sinecures haven’t been offered to thug mates of Celtleiter Drakeford.

Fiona Walker
Fiona Walker
4 years ago

We should all apply and subvert the system from within. Is a vaccine essential?

crisisgarden
crisisgarden
4 years ago

👨‍🎨

Covid-marshall.jpg
Annie
Annie
4 years ago

The ad says ‘flexible’.
Don’t they mean ‘bent’?

Odd – they don’t insist on jabberoids!

Proveritate
Proveritate
4 years ago
Reply to  Annie

Yes, interesting that being jabbed up isn’t one of the qualifications.

BS665
BS665
4 years ago
Reply to  Proveritate

That would be diskrim. Covidians dont diskrim.

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