Is it Time for a Reinvention of Sumptuary Laws?

The outcry over seven year-old girls in headscarves and the wife of a Pakistani cleric honoured by the Archbishop in a head-to-toe niqab leads Joanna Gray to ask if it's time to revive the ancient sumptuary clothing laws.

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Sydney Sweeney’s bare beauty, seven-year-old girls in compulsory headscarves, the entirely black-clad wife of an Pakistani cleric honoured by the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Labour prospective Parliamentary candidate for Camden’s Somalian attire have all animated the national conversation in recent days. While such garments, or lack of, are being used to illustrate civilisational social chasms, I wonder if in fact they represent instead Freud’s narcissism of small differences. Such powerful visual incidents are leading some to shout louder the spine-chilling online mantra: millions must go, when, in actuality, the reimagining of sumptuary laws might be all that’s needed to dissolve superficial differences between people who share more in common than their clothes would immediately suggest.

As Miuccia Prada says: “Fashion is instant language.” Clothing offers the immediate social legibility: where you’re from, your class, your education, your aspirations. Where I live in Hampshire it is easy to spot the richest of landowners by the inexecrable nature of their ancient wax jackets (this applies to men and women). I am ethnically more German than English, yet I shop at Mole Valley and Vinted like everyone else in the village. If I wore a dirndl and my hair like Helga in ‘Allo ‘Allo! I suspect I might have raised a suspicious eyebrow amongst our neighbours.

Similarly, the seamless manner in which the 500,000 people of Chinese heritage have settled in Britain is as much to do with their quiet business-like contribution to communities as the fact they don’t, as a rule, wear Manchurian clothing or style hair into queues. The same applies to Poles, Ukrainians, Hong Kongers and so on who have made their homes in Britain in recent decades.

Inclusion and social cohesion is much less about ethnicity or skin colour than how we choose to present ourselves. Zia Yusuf would not be nearly so popular with GB News viewers if he dressed like Mothin Ali. I remember running a public speaking workshop for young women in Gosport who were all wearing the same uniform of the teenage girl a couple of years ago: baggy jeans, crop tops and North Face puffas. On getting to know them I discovered they hailed from Poland, Hungary, Latvia, Bangladesh and Gosport. As all teenage girls, they had found friendship and social safety in dressing alike in a narrow variety of the same outfit. (Same goes for centrist Dads in their quarter zips, political wonks in their slender navy suits and ambitious tradesmen in fake/real Moncler.)

And yet, I admit that seeing primary aged girls in headscarves saddens me, as does a track-suited man with his niqab wearing wife. It’s lazy to accuse me of bigotry or fear – it’s not actually that deep. I have no doubt that Sagal Abdi-Wali has more in common with me than she would a nomadic woman from Somalia who shares the same taste in head-dresses. Our shared cultural frame of reference, day to day life, and education bind us together in ways our clothes appear to radically clash.

If the difference between us is in fact merely superficial, should we therefore resurrect the sumptuary laws and ban religious clothing entirely from publicly-funded institutions and naked exposure from the public square? As Virgina Woolf explains: “Vain trifles as they seem, clothes have, they say, more important offices than to merely keep us warm. They change our view of the world and the world’s view of us.”

After the population collapse occasioned by the Black Death in 1348, peasants were famously able to demand higher wages and began wearing fancier clothes. The powers that be didn’t like this disintegration of social signifiers so Edward III introduced A Statute Concerning Diet and Apparel in 1363. Yeoman were forbidden from wearing silk and squires from wearing ermine. In 1574 Elizabeth I was furious about the amount of money young men were wasting on fripperies so issued a Statutes of Apparel in Greenwich, stating:

The excess of apparel and the superfluity of unnecessary foreign wares thereto belonging now of late years is grown by sufferance to such an extremity that the manifest decay of the whole realm generally is like to follow. … None shall wear in his apparel: any silk of the colour of purple, cloth of gold tissued, nor fur of sables.

Other countries have embraced sumptuary laws in efforts to nation-build. Peter the Great established a beard tax in 1698 in order to direct the country westward and secularising Ataturk famously outlawed the fez in newly formed Turkey in 1925. Various countries in Europe are trying to ban the burka and Le Pen has promised a referendum on headscarves.

However, English sumptuary laws failed miserably. Enforcement was sporadic, deeply unpopular and generally ineffective. The official sumptuary laws were repealed by James I in 1604 and coincided with the growth of the merchant and later middle classes. An ability to move freely through social groupings is vital to the prosperity of a nation. Free dress equals freedom of thought equals free trade. As a general rule, outlawing an item of clothing only ever strengthens the desire to wear it. The Dress Act of 1746 entirely failed in its attempt to ban tartan and highland dress.

Boris Johnson spoke into this tradition of fashion freedom when he defended women’s right to dress as letterboxes if they so wished. Sumptuary laws didn’t work in England in the 14th century and won’t work now. Instead we have to hope that British designers and influencers create clothes so beautiful everyone, from whatever historic background, will want to wear them.

Joanna Gray is a writer and confidence coach.

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Gezza England
Gezza England
19 days ago

I am afraid the article ignores a very important point – why are the offspring of immigrants who were happy to blend now sporting their national fancy dress and going beyond what is done in their homelands? It is a rub our noses in it as far as I can see.

Churchman
Churchman
20 days ago

Taxing beards is simply appalling. No wonder the Tsars were eventually overthrown – and I’ll bet they didn’t have to pay for thier own beards.

Hound of Heaven
Hound of Heaven
20 days ago

I believe the King’s new title is Protector of the Space for Faith within the Multi Faith Nation.

Mrs.Croc
Mrs.Croc
19 days ago

The grand mufti’s new title starts with Dick and ends with head.

marebobowl
marebobowl
20 days ago

Sumptuary laws. Yes let’s concentrate on fashion while Rome burns. Takes the mind off the total collapse of the UK.

Woundedgiraffe
Woundedgiraffe
20 days ago

As long as it is their choice of attire and not forced on them by anyone then fine, but I suspect it doesn’t work like that in some immigrant communities.

Sarony
Sarony
20 days ago
Reply to  Woundedgiraffe

You made my point for me. I rather think the writer’s optimism is misplaced.

Heretic
Heretic
20 days ago
Reply to  Woundedgiraffe

Some news reports from years ago exposed Muslim men dressing up in Muslim female total body covers in order to carry out crimes and easily conceal their weapons.

Jack the dog
Jack the dog
21 days ago

Millions must go, Britain is over-full.

GasBoy75
GasBoy75
21 days ago
Reply to  Jack the dog

Brutal, but to the point. As always. Appreciated.

soundofreason
soundofreason
21 days ago

I’m reminded of a Quaker requirement to dress plainly. They would avoid stripes and patterned fabrics in order to comply and eventually realised that they stood out a mile from everyone else who were, by then, wearing such fabrics. They reinterpreted their rule as dressing un-ostentatiously or fitting into the mainstream.

huxleypiggles
huxleypiggles
21 days ago

“Clothing offers the immediate social legibility: where you’re from, your class, your education, your aspirations.”

Exactly, so if you dress like a Pakistani man or woman I quite rightly conclude that the wearer is from a Turd World shithole and follows a barbaric, heathen cult which has no place whatsoever in my homeland; and the message the clothes convey is that we have nothing, absolutely nothing in common. Furthermore, native dress sends a two-fingered salute to the honest, decent Brits and my attitude in response is – sod off back to where you belong because I certainly don’t want you and your 7th century ways.

CircusSpot
CircusSpot
21 days ago
Reply to  huxleypiggles

You could not believe a DEI hire Archbishopess would choose to appear next to an Islamic hate preacher and two women in bin bags. No wonder the pews are empty and the clergy that are left are taking steps to protect their pension funds

huxleypiggles
huxleypiggles
20 days ago
Reply to  CircusSpot

Exactly.

Purpleone
Purpleone
20 days ago
Reply to  CircusSpot

They think they’ll be spared in the future plans… sadly mistaken…

Gezza England
Gezza England
19 days ago
Reply to  CircusSpot

I would say that it came as no surprise that the dim dame would do such a thing.

Sarony
Sarony
20 days ago
Reply to  huxleypiggles

By their flip-flops you will know them

huxleypiggles
huxleypiggles
20 days ago
Reply to  Sarony

Most definitely.

Matt Dalby
Matt Dalby
21 days ago

How can Joanna seriously claim that there’s only superficial differences between civilized people of European heritage and the barbaric hordes that practice, or at the very least don’t condemn, female genital mutilation, honour based violence, suicide attacks etc. etc?

JXB
JXB
21 days ago

We already have sumptuary law – Net Zero.

The excess of apparel of man-made fibres, the superfluity of unnecessary foreign travel or local travel, home comforts, warm homes, cheap and reliable energy, inexpensive cars that travel long distances, eating of meat, any consumption that gives us pleasure but offends the gods of climate.

DaveNI
DaveNI
21 days ago

“Instead we have to hope that British designers and influencers create clothes so beautiful that everyone, from whatever historic background, will want to wear them.”
Optimistic.
I suspect those who wear the full bin bag don’t get much choice in the matter

Mrs GHC
Mrs GHC
20 days ago
Reply to  DaveNI

I’m certain that they don’t. On my most recent supermarket shopping trip, I encountered a chap wearing shorts and a polo top, accompanied by a woman, walking behind him of course, dressed from top to toe in black, with the lower half of her face covered. I hate seeing this.

Arum
Arum
21 days ago

An interesting piece, but think the conclusion nails it – any clothing law would be unenforceable and unenforced. We have enough of those laws already, including legislation on more important areas like road safety, drug use, immigration.

gavinfdavies
gavinfdavies
21 days ago

“the spine-chilling online mantra: millions must go“

So do we assume the author is quite content with millions of illegals invading our country, and millions more of foreigners with zero intention of assimilating, all squatting here, turning inner cities into third world slums, driving up housing prices as natives are displaced, and pushing the welfare bill through the roof?
But don’t worry, if they wear normal clothes they might stop abusing women and children and animals, and suddenly gain a sense of moral behavior?! Sure….

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey
21 days ago
Reply to  gavinfdavies

Andy can send anyone who abuses a woman an email telling then to stop. The reward would be a council flat, Pension aka benefit for life and exemption from military service due to the fact that our head of state is a Christian.

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  gavinfdavies

Excellent post!

Epi
Epi
20 days ago
Reply to  gavinfdavies

Couldn’t have put it better myself.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey
21 days ago

The woman is an absolute imbecile, how did she get appointed to her role? oh I know, it was our monarch who appointed her. Defender of the faith, the man who people would be expected to die for in the event of the imminent war. Ask Jacob Rees-Mogg, even he thinks it’s a good idea to die against an enemy that only exists in the minds of the equally deranged establishment. How the F… did we come to this!

Arum
Arum
21 days ago
Reply to  Bill Bailey

I think the King believes himself defender of ‘faith’ as an abstract noun, rather than THE faith.

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  Bill Bailey

Yes, it was nauseating to watch that video Rees-Mogg put out, lecturing the nation’s men that it is “your duty” to be conscripted to defend the country from Russia, and “some of you will die”.

Notice he didn’t say “some of us”, or “some of my own six children” will die.
He meant “Some of you Proles will die”. 🙄

Dear Rees-Mogg,

You’re an arrogant git.

Yours sincerely,
The Proles

DaveNI
DaveNI
21 days ago
Reply to  Heretic

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make,”

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  DaveNI

😄

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  DaveNI

Have you seen this short YouTube video by Geoffrey Bloom?

Piss Off ‘Jacob Rees Mogg’ You POMPOUS PRICK! – YouTube

Heretic
Heretic
20 days ago
Reply to  Heretic

Correction: Commenter “Epi” has quite rightly corrected my mistake, by pointing out that it’s GODFREY BLOOM, not “Geoffrey”.

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  DaveNI

Here’s a great quote from a public commenter:

“War is when the government tells you who the enemy is.
Revolution is when you work it out for yourself.” Ben Franklin

Stewardship
Stewardship
21 days ago
Reply to  Heretic

Lieutenant Louis Leyson Rees-Mogg  (1890–1915): His relative from the Somerset branch who served with the Royal Engineers and died during World War I.

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  Stewardship

And?

Mrs GHC
Mrs GHC
20 days ago
Reply to  Heretic

I’m glad that I didn’t see it. My blood pressure is already elevated.

Heretic
Heretic
20 days ago
Reply to  Mrs GHC

Here, this short send-up by Patriot Godfrey Bloom will cheer you up!

Piss Off ‘Jacob Rees Mogg’ You POMPOUS PRICK! – YouTube

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  Bill Bailey

Did you see this wonderful short YouTube video of Geoffrey Bloom’s reaction to Rees-Mogg’s?

Piss Off ‘Jacob Rees Mogg’ You POMPOUS PRICK! – YouTube

Epi
Epi
20 days ago
Reply to  Heretic

Isn’t it Godfrey?

Heretic
Heretic
20 days ago
Reply to  Epi

Oh yes, you are quite right, Epi— thanks for correcting me!
It’s Godfrey Bloom, not Geoffrey!

disgruntled246
disgruntled246
21 days ago

Off topic but that cleric also refused to shake the AoC’s hand because she is a woman. I’d have turned round and walked off taking the award with me but then I’m not an appeaser like she is.

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  disgruntled246

Or she should have said to her assistant,
“We must remember the Scripture about Jesus driving the merchants out of the Temple. Bring me my clerical whip!”
🙂

soundofreason
soundofreason
21 days ago
Reply to  disgruntled246

Ah. Yeah. But… if he had shaken her hand he would not have been able to control his lust and that would have been all her fault!

Heretic
Heretic
21 days ago
Reply to  soundofreason

She should count herself lucky for not shaking his hand, considering the standards of hygiene in certain Third World cultures…

V Detta
V Detta
20 days ago
Reply to  disgruntled246

I didn’t know that. One wonders if at the point that he wouldn’t even shake her hand the penny dropped and the thought “what am I doing? “ entered AoC’s mind……She has made quite a few mistakes since she took up the role, but this one is monumental even by her standards.

Mrs GHC
Mrs GHC
20 days ago
Reply to  V Detta

There will be many more. The woman is a moron.

Heretic
Heretic
20 days ago
Reply to  Mrs GHC

I forgot to add an important caution to everyone in the West.

NEVER accept a Muslim man, woman or child offering their LEFT HAND to you in a handshake, because it’s a veiled insult that they would never offer to each other. That’s because their LEFT HAND is the one they traditionally use instead of loo paper, if you understand what I’m saying.

Always insist on shaking their RIGHT HAND.
If they persist in extending their Left Hand, just ignore it.
If they become violent, just punch ’em in the nose.
🙂

nickrobertslancaster
nickrobertslancaster
18 days ago
Reply to  disgruntled246

‘AoC’. Thanks, D246 .You’ve added to my list of humorous nicknames for this silliest ever of all the primates of England.

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