A New Year means a need for a new calendar, and there are certainly some very odd ones out there these days. Besides the usual fare of football teams, nice pretty nature scenes and cartoon characters for kids, there are several more curious specialist examples on the market bearing images of discarded shopping trolleys, Britain’s best roundabouts and even glossy pin-ups of Benito Mussolini.
None, however, are anything like as strange as the amazing Endosymbiotic Love-Calendar, a wall-hanging publication devoted towards providing its purchasers with explicit close-up full-colour images of drag queens dressed as colonies of giant homosexual bacteria, accompanied by equally strange captions about how such people would quite literally like to live full-time up your infected arsehole. ‘Erotic’ photographs of oversized queer fancy-dress bacteria like the following are genuine, not AI-generated; if you went onto ChatGPT and asked it to generate perversion this extreme, it would report you to the Vice-Squad immediately.
How on earth can producing a product this incredibly niche, with a likely audience smaller even than that of the average women’s football game, possibly manage to break even? You already know the answer: by getting state funding from the government.
The Germ of the Idea
Disappointingly for those of us who haven’t yet bought a calendar, yet feel strangely aroused by the sight of a shingles virus with balls, the Endosymbiotic Love-Calendar isn’t actually available for 2026,
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Daily sceptic, this article was completely unnecessary and appears to be meant to shock. It was so unpleasant I could not finish reading it. Why did you waste valuable space to include the private debauchery of the few? We are not interested. How about digging a little deeper and asking why Starmer appears to have power to ruin your country, why mr. Netanyahu has power to destroy the lives of Palestinians, same for the EU gang who appears to have the power to create chaos and destroy their countries.
Yet more evidence of why people should not be even be thinking of voting for the Tories ever again until every last one of their socialists has been expunged.
Well, that’s a rather good advertisement for euthanasia. Ick!
It really is time we all looked at something like Escrow accounts, as a means to legally withhold paying tax, and demand we see the accounts of where all our taxation is wasted, a proper audit – it SHOULD be possible!
Hundreds of thousands of us submitting FOIR, what the F**k are you actually wasting our money on. £118 billion interest on the debt we never agreed or authorised for starters!
Well I have learned something today. Many years ago I was taught that symbiosis is not merely organisms living together, but had to be a relationship where both participants gain from the interaction.
The example I learned of endosymbiosis was of the theory proposed by Lynn Margulis for the origin of complex cells such as our own, where the mitochondria that power the cell originated as independent bacteria before being swallowed up to become an organelle within the larger cell.
However it appears that for some biologists ‘symbiosis’ merely implies ‘living together’ so would apply to situations where an invading organism builds up strength to eventually kill the host (bacterial dysentery as in the calendar, multiculturalism) or one where one participant simply takes resources from the other without producing anything of worth in return (such as the relationship between mistletoe and its host tree, or genderqueer arts organisations and the wider public)
Or certain groups of immigrants.
AKA Parasites.
We need Musk to come in and literally cut all this crap, personally having ran large businesses something none of our glorious leaders have done, I would cut all charity funding, if they need Government money they aint a charity, I would cut all foreign aid and only pay out on a case by case basis when a devastation such as famine, earthquake happened,and I would remove the arts council budget etc. We cannot afford these things, it would appear that there are some very perverted people in Whitehall.
The Prime minister spouts about reducing the cost of living and yet is killing off Farmers (literally), shutting down private businesses, thus reducing the ability to work and earn, yet he gives away billions to things such as described above.
Frankly the civil servants in Whitehall need sacking it appears that they are the ones driving the country off a cliff and the elected representatives are sitting idly by whilst they do it.
Musk? Why isn’t there anyone in the UK doing their damn job?
That’s put me right off my pedigree chum…
Thank you the reverend Stephen.
What has been seen, cannot be unseen…..
A nauseating thing to see. I can only ask why? Why did daily sceptic choose to publish this?
As I wrestle with the Inland Revenue who have literally robbed me, it is no surprise to see that the distribution side of the Treasury is also working against the tax payer.
Stephen – whatever prompted you to inflict that on your readers at seven o’clock in the morning?
A poor decision to publish this article. It makes me wonder where daily sceptic is headed.
Let’s hope they all contract these diseases and go away quickly, ultimate dirty perverts,
They make Sodom and Gomorrah look tame!