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An Injection of Pride

Can vaccines make you gay? Of course not, says Steven Tucker, though the idea keeps popping up. On the flip-side, the idea that Covid vaccines can save you from impotence was given credence in the pandemic.

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Are injections really all that bad for you? Some certainly are.

One recent London civil court hearing involved an “internationally renowned” sex-therapist accused of abusing a female client by means of convincing her his penis was “like a laser beam” which could physically “burn up” her sexual trauma and “absorb” it. Penetration of her relevant orifice was thus a medically guaranteed “therapeutic technique”, which counted not as rape but a “legitimate activity” of something called “body work”. By his own admission, the psychologist had performed similar acts upon “30 to 40” clients previously, something which, in this particular client’s case, led to her reporting feeling “like dark energy was being released”, as if straight from the extended genital lightsaber of Darth Vader.

According to the defendant’s own written testimony: "Once I had entered the claimant's vagina, I did not thrust and my penis remained static, which it did for the whole act of penetration.” That’s one way to make the act last longer, I suppose: he probably learned the technique from Sting. According to the head-doctor’s alleged victim, the accused had asked her to role-play as the abused child she had once been during the session, calling this "a re-traumatisation [and therefore cure] of the original abuse." For this, he charged his client £750. 

The verdict in the trial was due about a month ago now, but doesn’t seem to have been reported anywhere. Maybe the presiding judge just still hasn’t managed to stop laughing?

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Bettina
Bettina
2 years ago

I remember someone decades ago insisting to me that the widespread use of the contraceptive pill was turning males into homosexuals – the excreted hormone ends up in the water system and is known to change the sex of fish in rivers apparently – so it kind of makes sense?

LionelMan
LionelMan
2 years ago

Most people have probably heard the notion that Pride is the Greatest Sin, and didn’t comprehend it.   

Now you know.

Ron Smith
Ron Smith
2 years ago

Reading this reminded me of a character played by Sacha Baron Cohen

Who Is America?[edit]Further information: Who Is America?
Baron Cohen portrays various characters in Who Is America?, including Erran Morad, an Israeli anti-terrorism expert. The character is referred to as a colonel (and later captain, general, major, sergeant, brigadier, sergeant corporal and lieutenant) in the Israeli military and a former agent of Mossad (or “not in the Mossad,” as he often interjects). Before Who Is America? aired on Showtime, some conservative public figures made statements saying that Baron Cohen had deceived them while in character.[59][60][61] Hours before the premiere, Showtime uploaded the “Kinderguardians” segment on their YouTube channel, in which Morad explains to Philip Van Cleave, the president of the Virginia Citizens Defense League, of the proposal of a new program where children ages 3 to 16 are armed with guns. He also interviews other conservatives, such as Dana Rohrabacher, Joe Wilson, and Joe Walsh, who are openly supportive. Only Matt Gaetz expresses skepticism of Morad’s proposal and declines to be in his video.
In the second episode, Morad teaches Jason Spencer, a Republican state representative from Georgia, how to detect and repel terrorists by taking pictures up a woman’s burqa with a selfie stick, walking backwards while baring his buttocks, and yelling racial epithets.… Read more »

10navigator
10navigator
2 years ago

Off topic, but I note in today’s D.Tel another super fit and healthy 25yr old rugby player has collapsed and died of a ‘medical event’ in NZ.That follows a 26yr old soccer player last week and another mystery ‘event’ where a fifty-something expired unexpectedly in similar circumstances. Tragic and unnecessary. I realize folk are joining the dots, but nothing seems to change. In fact, scandalously, these events appear to be becoming normalized.

David101
David101
2 years ago

If the Covid vax makes you gay, climate change makes you trans.

Jon Mors
Jon Mors
2 years ago

What we need now is a statistical study on the correlation between a gay being a giver or receiver, with their vax status.

Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago

I’m just amazed that we’re well into Pride month and we haven’t heard of any histrionics from the WHO about a ‘Monkeybollox’ resurgence. What, not even a syphilis pandemic?
😮 I feel short-changed already….
The Alphabet People should be castrated after the ‘B’, for they are the ones that highjacked the ‘Pride’ bandwagon. As somebody rightly points out in the comments under this handy 2min vid, the rainbow flag may as well be that of the hammer and sickle, because that’s exactly what it represents;

https://x.com/againstgrmrs/status/1802388174439608749

RW
RW
2 years ago

Autists are people who prefer to be on their own most of the time. That’s not exactly true for gays.

Ron Smith
Ron Smith
2 years ago
Reply to  RW

Only those who are in the closet.

Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago
Reply to  RW

What about gay autists?

RW
RW
2 years ago
Reply to  Mogwai

IMNSHO, that’s about the same as winged zebras: There’s no real reason why they shouldn’t exist, they just don’t. Typical gay hobbies like anonymous mass sex orgies on legal and illegal drugs and autism just don’t mix.

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