Even the Fonz only got to jump the shark once. But every day is a happy day for the IPCC, seemingly intent on plumbing new depths of climate alarmist gimmickry with every passing report. Its ‘now or never’ latest offering comes in a long line of sci-fi fantasy episodes, guaranteed to run for many more seasons.
The Guardian reports that scientists have said it is a final climate warning for governments. According to the BBC, scientists say carbon dioxide must peak within three years, and even then we must invent machines to suck the gas out of the atmosphere. The IPCC says diets and lifestyles must change. Having the right policies in place will enable the changes in our lifestyles and behaviours to take place, co-chair of the latest report Priyadarshi Shukla told the BBC.
Mr. Shukla was an interesting choice to co-chair the report. Until August 2017, he was Professor at the Indian Institute of Management, specialising in energy and environment modelling. Amongst his published work is a contribution to Fair Weather? Equity concerns in climate change.
Sucking CO2 out of the atmosphere is typical fantastical IPCC. The technology is expensive, largely untried and uses huge amounts of energy. Maybe, with the face mask fetish still going strong in many parts of the world, humans could be persuaded to wear some kind of attached breathing receptacle to trap the three billion tonnes of CO2 they emit each year. Two figures always missing from IPCC reports are what temperature and CO2 level they consider most suitable for the Earth’s atmosphere.
At the heart of IPCC catastrophising is the prediction of a large rise in the global temperature. The BBC sums it up well: “First, the bad news – even if all the policies to cut carbon that governments had put in place by the end of 2020 were fully implemented, the world would still warm by 3.2°C this century.”
This improbable temperature leap arises from the notion that a doubling of CO2 in the atmosphere will lead to a 6°C warming. There is no credible scientific proof for this guess, but it accounts for years of inaccurate ‘Garbage In, Gospel Out’ climate model forecasts. The detachment of forecasts from reality is clearly shown by the Remote Sensing Systems graph below.

The thick green line shows the actual global satellite temperature as measured at the University of Alabama. The forecasts started to soar upwards about 20 years ago, at a time when the science was declared ‘settled’, and green activists took complete control of the climate change agenda. As we have seen in previous articles, and is confirmed in the graph, global warming started to run out of steam a couple of decades ago, and has been at a standstill for the last 90 months. The suggestion that the green line will suddenly shoot up vertically is an invention of these activists. In order to accommodate the predicted now less-than-80-year rise, the graph would have to double in height.
Why is this IPCC stuff – deeply flawed at best, political propaganda in reality – being continuously produced? As we did with the last IPCC report, let’s look at the people who write it and see if we can spot any actual scientists. By scientists I mean physicists and chemists, people who analyse empirical data and spend their lives trying to prove and disprove scientific hypotheses. One of which, of course, is the still unproven hypothesis that humans cause all or most global warming.
This exacting definition of scientist must necessarily not include those who sign up to notions of post-normal science, where an extended community adds local knowledge and value judgements. As before, we will select a small representative group. There are 239 listed authors including 20 British contributors. We will look at the areas of expertise of the first 10 in that latter group.
Michael Grubb is Professor of Energy and Climate Change at UCL. At masters level he is said to teach a course on the economics and political economy of energy and climate mitigation policy. The home page of Professor Chukwumerije Okereke notes that he is “globally recognised leading scholar” on matters including climate governance and international development, with expertise in climate justice and busines climate strategies. Jason Lowe is Head of Climate Services at the Met Office. Robert Matthews leads the Forest Mensuration Modelling and Forecasting Science Group at Forest Research. Julia Steinberger is Professor of Societal Challenges of Climate Change at the University of Lausanne. Patrick Devine-Wright is a Professor of Human Geography at Exeter University. According to his home page he has been ranked in the world’s top 1% of social science by citation in 2019, 2020 and 2021. Frank Geels is Professor of Systems Innovation at Manchester University. Yacob Mulugetta is Professor of Energy and Development Policy at UCL. Nicholas Eyre is Professor of Energy and Climate Policy at Oxford University. On his LinkedIn page, Smail Khennas is described as a “senior energy expert Energy and Climate Change”.
All these people are no doubt expert in their fields. But it is surely reasonable to ask, where, in what is billed as a scientific report written by scientists, are the scientists?
Chris Morrison is the Daily Sceptic’s Environment Editor


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The most common factor that characterizes these contributors to IPCC, including the IPCC itself, is that they all rely on there actually being a climate crisis for income and funding. In many respectable organizations this might actually be considered a conflict of interest. The other thing absent is of course all of the science disputing these fantastic climate claims. The science is not settled as claimed.
These “reports” are so farcical we should be rolling on the floor laughing.
Except for the fact our leaders believe every word and are going to destroy our lives on the back of it.
We are under attack like never before and need to fight back against this nonesense very soon.
So this is their last hysterical load of b0ll0cks ….. excellent news.
The easiest way to reduce global warming is to reduce the numbers of humans living on this planet to 50,000 or 500,000 depending on whose point of view you read – which seems to be what the intentions of the Gene Therapy vaccines are: Covid Vaccines are Gene Therapy after giving away millions of Taxpayers Money to expand production of Covid Jabs in the UK
By The Exposé on April 1, 2022
The UK Government has awarded a grant of nearly £16 million of hardworking tax payers money to a Chemical producing giant, under the premise that they will significantly increase production capacity of lipids which are an essential component in Covid-19 vaccines. But in doing so, the Government has been forced to admit that the Covid-19 injections are in fact gene therapy.
More nanny-state crap to safely ignore.
One “medical crisis” that is NOT exaggerated is America’s obesity epidemic.
I just returned from Disney World, which is celebrating its 50th Anniversary. I would love to look at crowd shots of park visitors from 1972 compared to 2022. Let’s just say that souvenir shops weren’t selling as many 2X or 3X T-shirts fifty years ago.
Also, it seemed that 1 in 12 visitors required a scooter to get around. This brought to mind the world depicted in the 2008 animated classic “Wall-E” – which was actually released by Walt Disney Pictures.
“I have met allies who can report that Russia, as part of their sophisticated information and disinformation operations, engaged actively with so-called non-governmental organizations (NGOs) – environmental organizations working against shale gas – to maintain European dependence on imported Russian gas”. — Then NATO Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen, quoted in The Guardian, June 19, 2014
In the autumn of 2021, COP26, the UN climate conference, was setting up its grotesque spectacle: a kind of ecological Versailles. The rich, powerful and virtuous of the planet gathered in Glasgow to pontificate to the citizenry of Western countries about how much we are harming the planet with our way of life. They arrived in their private jets to complain about the plague of air industry emissions. The British government’s Chief Scientific Adviser, Patrick Vallance, said that everyone should eat less meat and fly less. Then came the news that 400 private jets would be flying to the UN climate conference… While the Germans pontificated about the climate, the Washington Post informed us of their hypocrisy: “Germany portrays itself as a climate leader. But it’s still razing villages for coal mines… The yawning black-brown scar in the earth that is Germany’s Garzweiler coal mine has already swallowed more than a dozen villages. Centuries-old churches and family homes have been razed and the land they were built on torn away. Farmland has disappeared, graveyards have been emptied.” The Lützerath mine alone is twice the size of Manhattan. That is why Germany has been labelled as the most polluting country in Europe. https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/18399/russia-energy-scam
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Is Gates paying to get mealy worms a good press for the future pleb diet in our “Smart City” “pods”?
Given that a ‘human life’ will not be worth living for the pleb majority, who are we actually “saving the planet” for?
These people are for, want of a better word, bloody idiots. Decrease co2 and you’ll have plants that produce less seed (food) and also use more water in the process. It’s just as well that water and food availablity aren’t an issue really ;).
The gates Foundation is funding a project “ripe’ to increase crop yields. As someone that worked on the project I don’t remember anyone coming up with the idea to reduce atmospheric CO2 levels 🤣
Diets must change, eh? Well, my diet is not for changing. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – the climate alarmists can take my sausage sandwiches out of my cold dead hands.
In regards to co2 capture. The only large-scale one is Archer-Daniels-Midland’s ethanol facility in Decatur, Illinois. The plant captures up to 1 million tons of carbon per year and sequesters it within a layer of sandstone underground. But, the report notes, it still emits more CO2 than it removes. The company is continuing to refine the carbon capture technology.
https://www.technologyreview.com/2022/02/15/1045317/fuel-plant-agricultural-beccs-waste-climate-change/
Taxpayer wallet capture and taxpayer wealth sequestration methinks.
Diets must change to accommodate more veg and less meat; but meanwhile farming land (which could sustain meat, grain and vegetable production) should be planted over with trees, houses, solar panels and windmills.
We must reduce our carbon footprint by reducing food miles, but since we don’t grow enough to feed ourselves, we must import it – flying in an avocado from South America is loads better than eating a locally made sausage.
Joined up thinking, anyone?
Hang on, needs a slight adjustment:-
“YOUR lifestyle and diets must change, says latest IPCC report
………..but not ours, obviously.”
These people are not experts in anything save the field of climate change policy they’ve specifically invented for this purpose. They want to see certain policies implemented as widely as possible. As there are absolutely no reasons for doing so and plenty against it, they claim the planet must be save by doing so. In the end, it’s all about selling certain stuff instead of certain other stuff, eg, essentially synthetic industy food instead of food produced in more traditional ways. Presumably, one day, there’ll be a gene-engineered climate change vaccine everybody must have to cope with the climate. :->
There are some sensible idea in here nevertheless: Obviously, we cannot endlessly generate electricity by burning stuff which takes millions of years to form. As obviously, the fast food industry, regardless if their stuff is plant-based or plant-based (cows are certainly plant-based), isn’t exactly a valuable contribution to life on this planet. Yet as obviously, when the IPCC advocates for lifestyle and diet changes, it’s exclusively targetting people who are sufficiently well-to-do that they can affort that, ergo, the IPCC experts don’t really believe in their own stories as they’re doubtlessly intelligent enough to know that global changes of this… Read more »
If we should stop eating meat because cattle add to global warming, why are we not exterminating all the wild bovines on the planet to help the cause?
Because we should all start buying industry-produced meat replacements products instead of naturally produced meat, ie, there is no cause.
Exactly – there’s no cause, but the climate zealots will still push the idea that meat-eaters destroy the planet
Due to a combination of lucky factors, the power requirements for electric cars are surprisingly easy to find. I’ll show that the present grid is only a small fraction of what we would soon need. I will not even consider shipping, rail and HGV traffic.
Each day, the UK uses 1.6 million barrels of oil, most of it for petrol and diesel in cars. A barrel of oil holds 16 mwh of energy.
Multiplying that out means the nation uses about 2.7 twh (terawatt hours) each day for transport.
And it so happens that the capacity of the grid is about 360 twh per year
which is near enough 1 twh per day.About a third of 2.7twh.
Hence if all the grid were devoted to nothing but transport charging, it would only give about 30% of our needs. Hence the grid must be quickly tripled in size to have any chance at all of going to electric cars.There are only two ways to get such a rapid acceleration
at least 50 x 0.5 gw Small modular nuclear reactors, or equivalently,
50 x 0.5 gw Trent powered standard gas turbine power stations.
And that is just the start! The effort… Read more »
I had to laugh when they bolted their vegetarianism onto the global warming scare. How long before we have to wear open toed sandals to avoid the climate catastrophe?
Don’t give them ideas. My feet are freezing almost 80% of the time. Numb they are.
I am putting in a wood burner for next winter, the likes of the IPPC can get lost.
I’m very pleased this is the scientists’ FINAL warning to governments.
Now I expect them to STFU.
Having recently gone carnivore with all the health improvements that that has brought, the IPCC can fuck right off. Over my body do they take my red bloody meat of me. Grass fed, of course.
You’re a vegan. You eat reprocessed grass.
“Distinguished Professor, Ahmedabad University”
Patrick Devine-Wright is a Professor of Human Geography at Exeter University.
Splendid name – I thought that ended with the Stuarts.
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One wonders if their parents didn’t read to them at night when they went to bed. Most people, presumably, know the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf too many times.
as long as there are farms rearing cows pigs and chickens, i shall continue to buy it.
Things didn’t go to plan over Christmas.
Despite their best doom models Boris couldn’t impose a lockdown because of the Owen Paterson corruption being expsoed along with Boris’ endless party fun.
As a result we all saw that no lockdown made no difference.
Same thing with the global warming con, who is to say what the temperature would be if we were all using cheap reliable coal as opposed to all these expensive unreliable eco options?
My money is on there being no difference at all.
Come winter, I’m going to be burning coal to my heart’s content.
Can any scientist with an funding agenda say anything now and have reported as gospel
Only if it supports a narrative.
The elites will be able to it Wagyu and fly where they want, and the roads will be empty so self-driving cars will be a thing for them. They will also be able to keep warm in their mansions while we live in tents eating bush tucker.
That’s the intention. It was never about CO², it’s about conserving resources away from the proles and towards the elite (oil, precious metals, caviar etc). They think they don’t need us anymore because of AI and robotics. Hopefully the stupid masses of sheep will eventually realise that we don’t need the elite.
Or we could ALL be elite
Hmm? That sounds a bit woke.😀
Why woke?
AI and robots do all the hard graft while humans put their feet up on the beach. That was the utopian dream in decades past.
There is that.
Can someone, the DS perhaps, make a clear note about what needs to be done within the next 3 years and what will happen if it isn’t so that when we don’t achieve their insane goal and the catastrophe doesn’t happen we can shove the specific prediction back in their psychopathic, totalitarian faces.
Excellent idea! seconded.