The TV show South Park has inserted a new Covid variant into its animated universe called the Covid Delta Plus Rewards Programme variant. As expected, word of a new variant spreads through the town like wildfire, and the hysterical residents (of which there are many) immediately begin panicking by bulk buying toilet paper and firing up Zoom for remote work/learning.
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I couldnt givie a flying jib jabbery fuck about any varient im past this bullshit sick sacked fucked off with it all :no disrepect to the creators of southpark just saying is all.
Think they might be taking the piss about ridiculous government overeaction and are actually on our side.
“We’re all sold out of chin diapers” LOL
10 million hits in four days and some terrific comments.
Unfortunately the ‘terrific comments’ are just that – comments. Comments below a video on YouTube, or comments in The Daily Mail or Telegraph, are not going to get us out of this nightmare, are they? No-one seems to address the problem, ever, which is how to stop SAGE and the Government and the ‘Health Security Agency’ from carrying on with their show. Go even close to that subject and it’s “You’re inciting insurrection!” and we mustn’t have that, so what have we got left? Trying to avoid the jab for as long as you can, or rolling up your sleeve and getting on the Jabathon Merry-go-Round.
Just trying to look at the real situation. It doesn’t even look good for those who get these ‘vaccinations’, as their ‘freedom’ doesn’t extend to much any more – quarantine for them too, and the PCR test if they try to leave the country or return to it. And now they’re deemed ‘unvaccinated’ also, with this Omicron variant going round. We all knew this ‘variant’ was going to be pulled out of Boris’s arse just before Christmas, and they know people predicted this, but they can be as bold and outrageous as they like because they know nobody is going to do a thing about it.
Apart from look at some YouTube videos and say ‘LOL’.
And what’s the point of saying Bill Gates Bill Gates Bill Gates? He lives a long way away and no-one is going round to his house to ‘sort him out’.
Agreed EF
Just read this latest bulletin from Dr Joe Mercola in which he describes the worldview of the CEO of Pfizer:
“Australia is perhaps the clearest illustration of what the whole world will face. Even though a majority are “vaccinated,” their freedoms have not been returned, and now they have to submit to boosters or lose what semblance of freedom the initial round of shots gave them. The Australian government is confiscating and blocking people’s bank accounts, withholding unemployment benefits and more — all in the name of “public health.”
Bourla (Pfizer CEO) even indicates that there is no going back to the old normal when he states, “The only thing that stands between the new way of life and the current way of life is … hesitancy to vaccinations.”
New way of life. What does this “new way of life” look like? It looks like Australia. It looks like Israel. It looks like Lithuania,37 where your “right” to frequent restaurants, stores, shopping malls, beauty salons, libraries, banks, insurance agencies and universities, and your “right” to inpatient medical care and travel, all depend on your willingness to participate in a medical experiment that can kill or disable you.
The “new way of life” Bourla is talking about involves repeatedly playing lethal Russian Roulette just to “earn” the right to be part of society. “
Got that just saying.
In this crazy fucked up “New Normal” Clown World in which we’re all living, it’s the comedians who are actually speaking the truth! South Park / JP Sears / Andrew Lawrence et al.
I thought the sketch was very accurate!
Just been to Tesco’s food shopping. Over 99% mask compliance. The fear porn has done it’s job
50/50 in Tesco Metro yesterday, 15 barefaced out of 20 or so in Poundland, one lady took her muzzle off shortly after following me in, clearly embarrassed at being in the minority or perhaps her latent scepticism had finally burst forth.
M&S this morning it was close to 100% apart from me. Quite a few wearing them below their nose.
I didn’t wear the lanyard and was quite prepared for an argument if necessary, but nobody said anything, and they didn’t have a ‘door guardian’ this time.
I think its more the fear of standing out as opposed to fear of the fictitious virus..
I think you’re right – I think people are more scared of getting singled out than scared of getting the virus – in fact I overheard someone recently say that they have had to cancel a christmas bookings with a local restaurant not because of concerns over the variant virus but because they fear what restrictions the government is going to impose next over the coming weeks.
I think most people are no longer concerned about variants etc and just want to just get on with their lives once again but we appear to have a government addicted to power and control that is preventing them from doing so.
Compliance is easier than courage. In evolutionary terms it’s called, protective mimicry.
Yeah, no enforcement. The shops are sick of it, I think.
I live in a very mask compliant area and mask wearers in shops remained well in the majority even before the mandate was reintroduced.
Same here
Sort of around 50/50 in the shops in my part of the world but it depends on which shops you go to really – got some petrol this morning and no one was wearing masks when I walked in and paid (cash of course) – queued up in a particularly well-known high street health and beauty shop and I counted eleven people in the queue and only three wearing masks none of the staff were wearing masks at all. Popped into the record store HMV and all the staff were masked but I would say it was 50/50 among the customers browsing and queueing . On the first day of the mask mandate a local shopping centre had security staff at the entrance doors checking that people were wearing masks before entering (i showed my exempt card and they were fine about it) – the next day the security staff were gone and people were just walking in masked and unmasked alike. On the high street itself I would say the masked are definitely in the tiny minority with most people are maskless.
I don’t wear my exemption card but i have it in my pocket just in case I come accross a covid nazi out there but so far no one seems remotely bothered with me being maskless – in fact I had a little joke and chatted about Christmas with a masked lady who was having difficulty reaching for something on the top shelf in the health and beauty shop – she didn’t mention anything at all about a mask.
I’m optimistic that this latest mask mandate will fade very soon and won’t last as long as the last time round … well in my part of the world anyway.
At Morrisons these old masked people couldn’t reach down to pick up Pontefract cakes so me as an unmasked was handing them out, they weren’t worried that I had touched the packets, were thanking me profusely and cursing the stafffor hiding the Pontefracts on the bottom shelf behind the empty boxes.
New advertising campaign – ‘Pontefracts…they’re worth the risk’
Travelled on various trains today and I would say as you get closer to London masked faces were more common, but definitely a lot fewer than in the past.
I made a thing called an “Exemption Spaniard” which is a folded piece of paper with a very badly drawn line drawing of a Spaniard flamenco dancing with the Spanish words for “I’m Exempt” in a speech bubble. When asked in Waitrose the other day where my mask was I merely flashed this at the security guy and he said obsequiously “Oh you’re exempt, that’s fine sir!”
Great, that is a good idea.
I will create one in Latin and Greek for when I go to the Bodleian next week. Or anywhere for that matter.
Pardon for being pedantic, but if you are a “sir” it should be “exento”. Very funny though.
Ah thanks for pointing that out
The joy of Google Translate
Currently in Bluewater. I’d say 60/40 in favor of the mask zombies.
Tescos in north east this morning, only me as the customer and two employees unmasked. No problems, very peaceful, no evil eye from anyone.
Oh rubbish! Only this morning I was reading a report from someone who said there were 80% of passengers not wearing face masks on the Tube and that this is all over!
In my experience this weeks masks on the tube have gone up from c50% to c70%.
Tesco where I live at weekends (countryside) has gone from around 20% masks to 99% (me being the sole non mask wearer). Somehow I feel less threatened by my being the sole refusenik than I did previously though.
School play last night, lots of grandparents there, heavily mask compliant types….weirdly only about 50% masked. Most families have had COVID in the past few weeks though, so maybe everyone’s just realised it’s pretty mild and there IS such a thing as immunity after infection. Hope yet.
Out and about in city centre day before yesterday I observed a new and pretty disgusting public health phenomenon
People coughing and/or sneezing into mask, but not putting hand over mouth/nose. Ewwwww
But don’t worry the mask will ‘protect other people’
partner just got back from Asda and said it was 60/40 free faces/nappies.
I’ve only been going to co-op as they (and Iceland) said they wouldn’t be enforcing it and it was mostly free faces, inc. the staff.
I have been told it is now LAW to wear them indoors. Can someone clarify this please. I got thrown out of Waitrose – which has become the most horrible company now – my least favourite supermarket apart from the good produce because of their absolute LOVE of the fascism, the microwave emitters lining the ceiling and the ultra fascist staff and brainwashed customers. Lots of Good Germans working there. If they bring in concentration camps here, the managers at Waitrose will be clapping and cheering.
My Waitrose in Worcester Park, Surrey is just like that, but curiously other local Waitrose branches are more reasonable. Go to the WP one if you are a mask lover, you’ll be right at home. I was shown the door by the manageress in 2020 despite telling them I was exempt.
I’m not a believer Struggle Jennings & Caitlynne Curtis – God We Need You Now (Lyrics) but at this point any help is welcome.
Why do you feel the need to display your God demeaning atheist credentials? You might be surprised at how many believers in God there probably are on here who are offended by your patronising “any help is welcome” comment. Show respect. It’s a good song you have told us about, yes any help is welcome even from the likes of you with your intolerance
“Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities”. Voltaire
I still don’t understand the rush for toilet paper?
I don’t think you have to.. it could quite easily be a rush for ‘mint humbugs’.. such is the power of ‘programming’ today..
Nor do I unless it’s a side-effect of you know what.
Didn’t someone say actual bedwetting had been listed as a symptom of “covid”/
Somehow the masses are easily programmed to believe anything the paper says. This then spreads to online platforms, word of mouth, etc. Then before you know it, zombies are clamoring for bog roll.
For how the truth gets warped, see the belief among some people in South Africa that they need to have intercourse with a virgin to be cured of “AIDS” (and with tragic results).
It was the first thing to disappear from the supermarket shelves at the beginning of the Venezuelan socialist Utopia.
Biden’s Plan To Save The Planet (odysee.com)
What the democrats were saying before the election.
To give your bathroom an air of Great Statesmanship.
…so Carrie won’t be the only one, eh, eh?
You’ll be needing a Boris Bog Brush to go with that.
Terminally liquified bowels and induced incontinence, per government insistence.
It’s Cartman
Cartman Refuses to Get Vaccinated – SOUTH PARK – YouTube
Anti-vaxxers are white supremacists, Australian politician names surprise culprit for low Aboriginal vax rate it’s “the science”.
People believe this tripe?
Some people even believe wrapping up their face with dirty rags protects them from something they can’t prove exists, so yeah, probably, the left believe anything now, except the truth.
And never mind the crooks abducting aborigine teenagers into internment camps.
Projection?
This is why I just don’t watch TV or listen to radio any more at all. You can’t escape the “virus” nonsense, even in fiction.
Spanish Investigation Finds Vaccine Passports Have No Impact On Infection Rates
Was this investigation really necessary? Considering the ‘vaccines’ themselves have no impact on infection rates, it stands to reason an app on a smart phone will have the same lack of impact
As the current surge dies down, I expect from January on to see a doubling down on pushing the vaxx that doesn’t work, along with the vaxx pass that doesn’t work. The surge will be over, spring will have sprung and – boom, they do work after all – until next autumn.
There were three jabs this year. There will be four next, and they will find variants to keep the fear going.
What a surprise.
My gob has never been so smacked,
Here in Canada a video was leaked of a meeting with healthcare providers where they admitted the passports were not introduced because there had been significant spread in those venues but to “incentivize” (read “coerce”) people to get vaccinated.
yes – in my region they have been introduced to punish those who have not taken up the “offer” of the jab.
Off topic, is there a good examination anywhere of the BMJ review which claims masks “cut the incidence of infection” by 53 per cent? I must have missed it, and I see the NightMayor of London is using it to sell mask wearing on tubes.
What none of the pro-nappy studies ever address is the basic contradiction: if they work, why are nappy mandates completely invisible in all statistics from around the world? If they did actually cut the incidence of infection by 53% that would be clearly visible in the stats.
There was something in one of the round-ups. The 53%, as you might have guessed, is complete bs.
53%. Remarkably accurate figure. Based on absolutely nothing.
The paper is here: https://www.bmj.com/content/375/bmj-2021-068302 and at a very quick glance, one of the studies they use is the Danish mask study (Bundagaard et al) without mentioning that the result was not statistically significant.
Another study they use is Krishnamachari et al from February this year https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/labs/pmc/articles/PMC7872858/ – for all 50 US states, it looks at their cumulative COVID incidence rates in 2020 per 100K population, and how many months each state took to implement a mask mandate. There are massive confounders here, in particular different seasonal patterns of COVID in different parts of the US and much higher testing rates later in the year. All they’ve shown is that state governments wait until incidence is high before introducing mask mandates. Their own Fig.1 shows that the early mask adopters initially had higher incidence.
The authors and publishers of these type of studies should be embarrassed. As the authors state in the conclusion- “Despite the weaknesses in our study our study provides support to the idea of issuing mask mandates on the government level.” That is its only purpose and if it hadn’t shown that result then it wouldn’t have been published. Conveniently the study only includes data that doesn’t accurately count the number of cases in the north east at the beginning of the pandemic, and it stops counting cases before the northeast got hit again in the winter of 2021. Everyone of these retrospective statistical analysis studies from 2020 should be thrown out because none of them include seasonality or initial case counts.
The other study given a heavy weighting was Xu et al https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33108317/ which was an online survey of Chinese people to find out how various behaviours such as wearing masks correlated with COVID. The incidence of COVID reported in the survey was low (0.73%). The proportion who said that they didn’t wear a mask was just 2.1%, so this is not exactly a matched sample and again is likely to be hugely confounded.
Between them, the Bundagaard, Krishnamachari and Xu papers were given a 72.4% weighting in the review. It’s not a serious review, it’s a paper that lets politicians claim that “scientists say”, to convince the sort of person who doesn’t actually read scientific papers.
Try this: https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/do-masks-really-halve-the-risk-of-covid-a-note-on-the-evidence
MSM are so untrusted I have to get global current affairs from a cartoon show.
Reading State of Fear by Laura Dodsworth, I think there’s more to this amusing episode than meets the eye. LD talks about ‘Seeding’ – the government psy op to plant ideas. This looks like one of many ways to prepare for and encourage scapegoating.
The omicron variant being discovered in 4 fully vaccinated subjects and it being transferred to other countries by the vaccinated and in turn, transmitted to the fully vaccinated; should put any obvious scapegoating to bed. Unfortunately, we live in emotional-narrative times and not logic, science or critical thinking.
and more vaccinating is going to help to defeat the O variant (or so TPTB) would have people believe
This what I deal with in Wales daily.She maintained a good 30 feet as she melted Oz style at my perishing naked face.Too focused and Hypnotised to see the lurking paparazzi.If challenged I was going to show her current state a little shock corridor for some I believe.
Her best health move would be to lose weight, she’s had 20 months to do it.
The BO and ketones were apparent and she’s probably one of the smallest zombies on offer.
I know, I see it all the time and it pisses me right off that they have been furnished with such entitlement over everyone else’s lives.
shopping trollies stuffed with crisps, diet drinks [oh, please, the research is in – they make you fatter] and sausage rolls and jabbed up to the eyeballs.
Just where do these morons in their Made-in-China ‘visors’ think the air that they breathe in is coming from? And where their halitosis-riddled exhalations are going?
Exactly beyond help or advice a pure waste of protein and skin.I did notice she wobbled to a mobility scooter another fibromyalgia/depression windfall.
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Bill Gates?
Many a true word said in jest..
Good (enough), and hats (not to mention yarmulkes) off to Parker and Stone for (further) satirising the ongoing satire (of existence), but…
They missed a beat by not having the benevolent occupying army uniformly wearing little pale blue face nappies, thereby reducing their barked orders to loud mumbles requiring both sign language interpretation (or semaphore) and subtitles.
Preferably in Chinese.
Houston Methodist doctor who is standing up for “right to try” and “off label” use of ivermectin. She has treated over 2,000 for covid, none hospitalized. Methodist hospital revoked her hospital privileges. Search youtube video id KVwm-KJvGzk and listen what she says. Get your Ivermectin while you still can! https://ivmpharmacy.com
I seem to be alone in thinking this sketch stinks of pharma – as the final lines turn into a woke twist that maybe you have to ‘respect’ and cannot lynch the only unvaccinated resident? Sure, good on absurdity of fear campaign etc. But no critique and really veiled support of these jabs – a step too far for youtube and their no doubt vaxed fans