The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has issued advice for those who want to engage in sexual activity in the age of Monkeypox. The guidance is contained in a document called Social Gatherings, Safer Sex and Monkeypox. Breitbart has more.
The CDC set out in its two-page release the death rate of monkeypox is thought to be one percent, but “possibly” higher in immunocompromised individuals, and therefore has a list of warnings, cautions, guidance and associated points to be taken into consideration by anyone considering spending time with another.
Some of the guidance includes masturbating at least six feet away from a partner, avoiding kissing, having virtual sex, and “having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or sores are present”.
The CDC makes plain its advice comes because “monkeypox spreads through close skin-to-skin contact and any person can spread the disease”.
Additionally, those infected with monkeypox — or who are presumed to be carrying the virus — are asked to wash their hands along with other accoutrement including “fetish gear, sex toys, and any fabrics” that may have come into contact with infected areas during sexual intercourse.
Worth reading in full.
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They’re trolling us.
Why is the couple in the ‘cartoon’ white and heterosexual when the disease seems to be found in a very different population? Is the blame for the spread of monkey pox being shifted onto white heterosexuals?
Absolute bollocks, if you pardon the pun.
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Brilliant 👏
If this appeared in a satirical comic strip it would be absolutely hilarious. Equally amusing would be the emergence of this on April 1st. Unfortunately neither are true.
I do hope there is a toilet roll made with this graphic printed on it.
I thought it was a spoof until I read the article. As someone said this is the Age of Stupid and the clowns are in control.
Just get married. You then won’t have sex at all and, hey presto, problem solved.
It’s ‘funny’ that illustrations for negative issues are allowed to feature white heterosexuals (ok, one female looks brownish), despite this particular one reported as being connected to alphabet people activity.
“alphabet people activity.”
That had me stumped for a minute. What a cracker!
😀 😀 😀
lgbtqwerty?
I’ve got the roadster version with wire wheels.
It is all part of the depopulation narrative. No to families, yes to full term abortions, and plenty of encouragement for ‘Up the bum, no babies’. Our young are being indoctrinated to think having children is a selfish act that will kill us all. Its evil propaganda.
But then how do we get reincarnated? Must we return as pigeons?
Bang on the money Neil.
I mean why inject infants and toddlers if not to maim, sterilise or kill?
I’m not just a pretty face…
Do they have the equivalent of April Fool’s Day there?
My GP has confirmed that I have a case of Monkey Pox. Asked me if I can swing by on Monday to collect a prescription.
(this is a joke, btw. I haven’t seen a GP at my GP’s surgery since 2017)
“The first case of the viral disease in the U.S. was diagnosed in a traveler who returned to Massachusetts from Canada last month.”
This is the final statement in the Breitbart article.
“The first case…”
One bloody case. ONE!
For crying out loud!
Absolute Clown World bleeding madness.
Vacuous, blatant nonsense. If anybody talks to me about this shyte with a supposedly serious head on they are having both barrels.
UNBELIEVABLE!
My mate’s a trisexual…..he’ll try anything once!!