A mad Net Zero plan to blot out the Sun using £50 million of taxpayer money is set to receive experimental approval within weeks. What could go wrong? Except triggering the next ice age.
In Germany, taxpayers are being charged billions of euros when the sun shines under contracts that commit the Government to paying solar energy producers the difference between a generous fixed tariff and the market rate.
Chilly 'Junuary' in fact had more sunshine than average for the time of year, the Met Office has claimed – using its 19th century sunshine recorders that can't tell when its cloudy.
"CO2 is not a bad gas," says Prof Valentina Zharkova, "the world actually needs more." The climate is instead driven by the Sun, argues the Astrophysicist. "Expect the next 30 years to get colder."
Sun-starved Britons flocked to beaches and parks today causing miles-long tailbacks on the hottest day of the year so far as temperatures hit 88F (31C), making parts of the U.K. warmer than the Caribbean.
