Of all the things we have to blame the COVID-19 lockdowns of 2020-21 for, perhaps the most unexpected is that some desperate people used them as a handy opportunity to begin having sex with trees. In 2020, a 45-year-old Canadian “somatic sex educator” named Sonja Semjonova was going out on her daily walk permitted to her by the Trudeau Taliban, when she came across (perhaps even literally) a giant oak tree by the side of a path in British Colombia. Perceiving “a connection” with the tree, Sonja began to “lie against it” loving the “feeling of being tiny and supported by something more solid” and “not being able to fall”.
Although not enjoying full penetrative intercourse with the oak, as in an infamous old scene from the original 1981 Evil Dead movie, Sonja nonetheless self-identified as something called an ‘Ecosexual’, an entire new branch of the queer identitarian movement which did actually precede lockdown. At the San Francisco Pride Parade in 2015, a bunch of literal tree-huggers performed a special ceremony to ‘officially’ modify the LGBTQI label to read LGBTQIE in the fetish’s honour.
Are Vegans Pagans?
But is ecosexuality really a fetish at all? The practice involves treating the Earth and its many natural manifestations – trees, flowers, rocks, mountains, seas, lakes, fields, beaches, skies, clouds, weather conditions, National Parks, coral reefs, etc – as your close lovers. Positive profiles of the paraphilia (the technical, non-judgemental contemporary clinical name for a perversion) have appeared even in such child-targeted publications as Teen Vogue, where it is presented as a viable method of combatting climate-change.
According to the magazine editors, it is an eminently sensible idea to teach your daughters and granddaughters that one of the best ways of healing the planet is by shagging it: “The idea is that you save the Earth by having fun, and also extremely intimate, consensual experiences with it.” The ideal is to “Turn Mother Earth into Lover Earth”, because, whilst a mother is supposed to love you no matter how badly you treat her, if you treat a lover badly, he or she will soon break up with you; if you want Gaia to keep on giving you thrills, you’ll need to cut down your CO2 emissions or she’ll dump you for a compost-bin threesome with Dale Vince and Chris Packham immediately.
The appropriately named Vice website carried a comment from a prominent ecosexual named Amanda Morgan, of the UNLV School of Community Health Sciences, who queerly claimed that everyone was potentially on the ecosexual spectrum, just as everyone is supposedly somewhere on the transexual gender-spectrum too these days. On the mild end, ecosexuality “encompasses people who use sustainable sex products [like recyclable wooden dildos], or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking”, whilst at the more extreme end there are “people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil… who fuck trees, or masturbate under a waterfall”.
Possibly this all began as a mere niche sexual activity, but in recent years it has more definitely morphed into a form of green activism, or a “pleasure-centric framework for climate justice” and a “distinctly queer strand of climate activism”, as it has been described. Distinctly ethically minded, today’s green ecosexuals engage in earnest ethical debates about whether it is necessary to gain psychic consent from a tree before one hugs it (or worse).
Annual conferences devoted to the interest now occur. In tribute to the TV home of Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall, 2023’s was called ‘Ecosex and the City’ and took place in New York, where bush-pounders and pebble-lickers were invited to “mingle with diverse life-forms and various communities of artists, scholars, sex-workers, fashionistas, plants, spores, water-drops, clouds, and more, more, more”. Supposedly, there are around 100,000 ecosexuals worldwide who could have attended such a jamboree, although precisely how this figure has been arrived at, I could not say: hopefully, via the use of a random-number generator.
This all sounds very much like a disturbing case of paganism being reborn. Prior to Christianity, some pagan priestesses did supposedly have sex with trees and suchlike to encourage the rebirth of the natural world in springtime following winter, as part of pre-Christian fertility rituals. This being Easter week, we are currently at around the time the planet would get annually ‘pregnant’ and give birth to new life once more, in shape of sprouting blooms, leaping lambs and cute hatching chicks, following the earlier mid-winter acts of witches sitting on shrubberies or druids sticking their bits into tree-hollows and hoping there wasn’t a hornet’s nest hidden inside. Following the later coming of Christianity to the West, you may have thought such ceremonies were over forever. Evidently not.
Talk Dirty Hydrocarbons To Me
What are the roots of this reborn pagan madness? They lie in the all-consuming queer mid-2000s campaign to legalise gay marriage across the West. Two committed campaigners for this cause at the time were a pair of lesbian lovers named Beth Stephens and Annie Sprinkle, now artists and academics, and the twin authoresses of The Ecosex Manifesto, a document which contains several clauses that would have made Marx and Engels blush redder than their favourite flag:
Having succeeded in helping lay the ground for the legalisation of gay marriage in America, in 2008 Stephens and Sprinkle claim to have ‘married the Earth’, and soon began broadening this concept out into the idea of staging queer human-with-non-human marriages to other natural phenomena too, such as mist and fog. Their (literally?) seminal ‘Wedding to the Soil’ took place in Austria in 2014, when, in a bizarre attempt to de-Nazify the native landscape from the Hitler-era sin of fascist ‘Blood and Soil’ ideology, they had lashings of weird Left-wing sex with patches of grass and mud instead, thereby reminding all their many professionally identitarian wedding-guests “to think about whose blood had been spilled on the soil where this wedding was taking place, recalling World War II atrocities as well as highlighting recent incidents of antisemitism”.
But what, precisely, does a ‘Wedding to the Soil’ involve? Literal filth like this:
The Soil Wedding reception was in a garden a few blocks away from the wedding venue. A fantastic, tall maypole, constructed for us by the festival team, was festooned with coloured ribbons and attached to the head of a double bed filled with soil. Three women playfully hugged the maypole as they were bound to it with ribbons. Our guests wove these ribbons together in the maypole dance. It was delightfully kinky, colourful, and fun all at once. We consummated our vows to the Soil by rolling around naked kissing the dirt and each other. We got really dirty.
Things got Gaia and Gaia with the pair’s ‘Wedding to the Coal’, which took place in the Spanish coal-mining region of Asturias in 2011, under the auspices of their then-colleague, Diana Pornoterrorista, and a “talented group of collaborators [which] included dancers, ecologists, healers, performance artists, writers, psycho-magicians, and sex-workers”. In practice, this involved the group engaging in an anti-fossil fuel mass public orgy culminating in one of them giving birth to big lumps of coal through her genitalia like a literal tar-baby:
Diana performed a fierce spoken-word piece about how the coal mine is like a woman’s pussy: “Dark, black, wet, and very dangerous.” She then pulled some chunks of coal out of her vagina. Amber McBride had travelled from Australia to join us. During the workshop, she had injured her leg, so during the wedding she was in a wheelchair, from which she suddenly lunged and poured thick black paint all over her big voluptuous breasts as she hopped around wildly on one foot, screaming in agony. After saying “I do,” we two brides kissed each other between the buttocks with a “black kiss.” We consummated our marriage to Coal by stripping out of our dresses and lying down face to face on a bed of coal while four women dipped pieces of coal into the bucket of blood. Slowly, ritualistically, and in recognition of the suffering caused by mining, the four women placed the bloody coal on our nude bodies. We thought of this wedding as a form of psycho-magic healing.
I prefer think of it as just psycho, myself.
Inevitably, the Guardian effectively endorsed the pair’s campaign with a glowing write-up of “ecosexual pioneer Annie Sprinkle” in 2017: “The porn star-turned-sex educator is at the vanguard of a new queer movement combining sex and ecology that is all about being at one with the Earth.”
Did the Earth Move For You?
Stephens and Sprinkle seem able to spend their entire lives performing deviant acts with landscape features. They have assembled their own troupe of collaborators, including “both human and other-than-human entities”, such as Planet Earth, whom they claim is their actual employee:
Wonder what his National Insurance Number is?
Amongst their allegedly human co-workers, meanwhile, is this peculiar individual, an “extreme immigrant”, “radical pedagogue”, “conceptual reverse wetback” and “proud Mariachi Ecosexual from the 3[rd] world”:
When Donald Trump makes it clear the USA needs to build a big, beautiful wall with Mexico to keep all the undesirables out, this man is precisely who he means.
The lovers have also made their own feature-film, Water Makes Us Wet, a documentary in which viewers are invited to:
Travel around California with Annie, a former sex-worker, Beth, a professor, and their dog Butch, in their E.A.R.T.H. Lab mobile unit, as they explore water in the Golden State [of California]. … Along the way, Annie and Beth interact with a diverse range of folks, including performance artists, biologists, water treatment plant workers, scholars and others, climaxing in a shocking event [I don’t know what, and I don’t want to know] that reaffirms the power of water, life and love.
Meanwhile, Stephens’s and Sprinkle’s other recent movie, Goodbye Gauley Mountain: An Ecosexual Coming Out Story, recounts their “pollen-amorous” love affair between each other and some mining-despoiled mountain-tops, where: “We join locals in extreme tree-hugging, sky-gazing, rock-kissing and singing to the earth, [before] the film climaxes with a purple-themed wedding to the Appalachian Mountains.” But why? According to the blurb:
Their goal is to begin mobilising the gay, lesbian, bi, trans, inter-and eventually eco [communities] to stand up against environmental injustice everywhere. As Beth says in the film, ‘Gays and Lesbians can live without getting married, but they won’t survive unless they have drinking water and clean air to breath.’
They also have their own “open-ended” book, Assuming the Ecosexual Position, from the University of Minnesota Press, which “describes how the two came together as lovers and collaborators… [to] take a stand against homophobia and xenophobia” besides telling of erotic “childhood moments that pointed to a future of ecosexuality – for Annie, in her family swimming pool in Los Angeles, for Beth, savouring forbidden tomatoes from the vine on her grandparents’ Appalachian farm”.
LGBTreeQ+
To put it mildly, none of the above enterprises seem likely to enjoy much commercial viability. So how have Stephens and Sprinkle managed to fund their full-time quest of roaming the globe doing things like “demonstrating grassilingus” upon a university lawn? Simple. Being involved in both academia and the arts, they are experts in applying for and receiving large grants, probably simply by writing shibboleth buzz-words like ‘climate-change’, ‘queerness’ and ‘intersectionality’ on their application papers:
Wish I could get $62,000 for having a wank in the sea.
If you want to go all Wicker Man and become a pagan ecosexual yourself this Easter, there is still time to enrol upon one of Sprinkle’s and Stephens’ ‘Sexological Walking Tours’, in which you will be encouraged to find the local environmental “E-spots”, or “Ecosexy-spots”. One walk on offer is in New York’s Central Park where, the last time around, events “climaxed with [participants] rubbing Manhattan’s planetary clitoris, which was a gorgeous knob on a tree. … By the end of the tour, everyone came out as an ecosexual”.
Talk about raping the environment. Perhaps our planet really is screwed after all.
Steven Tucker is a journalist and the author of over 10 books, the latest being Hitler’s & Stalin’s Misuse of Science: When Science Fiction Was Turned Into Science Fact by the Nazis and the Soviets (Pen & Sword/Frontline), which is out now.
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Repeat after me:
Data are racist.
Facts are lies.
Breath is death.
Strokes are normal.
And as Monkey Pox shows, anal Schwabs are bad for your health.
this could also be to do with the massive backlog of people who have not been treated and left to suffer for the last two yrs, if you can’t get a doctors appointment or are left with a video call and left un or mis diagnosed, more people are becoming sicker as a result. These jabs are also a contributing factor as well as doctors etc dismiss that the jabs may be causing an effect which leads to a overlook of conditions etc.
Stress, depression, unemployment, overeating and drinking during lockdowns, mass vaccination.
All predicted as dangerous here by us two years ago.
Indeed. All of this was predicted by so many people, which makes one wonder why no real ‘risk-benefit” analysis occurred before these “health” and “safety” protocols were mandated. They all produced extra and unnecessary deaths. “Public health” has never been worse in my lifetime.
“jabs may be causing an effect” – we need to get real!
Time is getting short.
Coronavirus lockdown could cause ‘200,000 extra deaths’ | Metro News
is 200 greater than 6?
The cult becomes a cull
Every cloud
If this continues then by my calculation by the time winter fuel payments etc come due in October they will have saved themselves £30,588.800
They’ll call it a good start
Hmm, let’s see what could have caused this to happen?
Blame it on Liverpool fans
I didn’t know Trump supported Liverpool?
https://rwmalonemd.substack.com/p/monkey-pox-update?s=r
Malone posted this an hour ago. Suggests that the monkeybollox has been genetically manipulated.
In conclusion, the preponderance of current evidence is pointing towards a hypothesis for the origin of this outbreak which is increasingly consistent with prior “war game” scenario planning, remarkably akin to that which occurred during Event 201, which posits emergence of an engineered Monkeypox virus into the human population during mid-May of 2022.
When asked why so many people in their twenties and thirties were dying prematurely of heart attacks and strokes, a spokeswomxn for the regime said “new regime science shows that coffee, bananas, atmospheric conditions, listening to the wrong kind of music, muffins, not sleeping enough, dogs, curtains, jelly beans, freedom, free speech, the right to protest, voting and cold air have all started causing heart attacks in 2022, and the novel cell therapy known to cause clots has nothing do to with it, bigots.”
These hypothesised current excess deaths of 10% or so associated with prior lockdown and or vaccines could have been running for the last twelve months.
Up until now masked in the weekly death data by the ‘premature [by a year or so] deaths’ of the very old and frail of 2020 being subtracted, or having been ‘brought forward’, from 2021-2022?
Those 120,000 excess deaths covering circa 2020 to early 2021 have to be deducted from later death data at some point.
‘According to data from the Office for National Statistics (ONS), Covid deaths have been dropping as the Omicron waves have subsided…’
Lying toads!
Omicron was so mild it was indistinguishable from a slight Cold, so how could it be causing any more than a few chance deaths?
What they mean is Omicron has done what coronavirus do, start disappearing due to seasonal change, and they can’t pin deaths on it.
So add more than 1 000 because of tricksy ‘underlying’ double-talk.
Increase in all-cause mortality: mRNA ju-ju brew deaths which unlike CoVid are being vastly under-reported, deaths from other diseases due to weakened mRNA spike immune systems, and lack of medical care because the permanently overwhelmed NHS is overwhelmed.
But the real cause = Government. When will the arrests and trial start?
If we look at the occurrence data for all cause deaths for England and Wales (which aren’t affected by when bank holidays fall and distorts reported deaths) we can see there has been a move in all cause deaths above the 5 year (2015-2019) average since around the end of March. This increase associates with the latest booster experimental vaccine doses. Association isn’t proof of causation of course.
Ignore the very last point on that chart (20th May) as estimates of deaths that have occurred but not been reported will be subject to major uncertainty.
And essentially the same chart but this time showing the percentage that all cause deaths exceed the 2015-2019 average (i.e the percentage above the blue line the green line is in the previous chart)
There is this very good analytical substack, FC, it may interest you.
Causes of death in Massachusetts
https://coquindechien.substack.com/p/neoplasm-to-ectoplasm-in-months?s=r
Thanks. I’ll have a look later.
Needs to be broken down by age cohorts. I’d wager the 20-50 groups show a sharp increase compared to baseline.
Nothing to see here.
Your Govt loves you xxx
If they’re jabbed it serves them right, frankly.
Whisteblower’s Lawyer: Pfizer Got Away With Vaccine Fraud Because Government Was Co-Conspirator
https://amgreatness.com/2022/05/30/whisteblowers-lawyer-pfizer-got-away-with-vaccine-fraud-because-government-was-co-conspirator/
The gene therapies are working, slowly but steadily and surely.
Just another faint and fall and another cancer comeback after 25 years of remission in my circle of acquaintances came to my attention last week.
“Dear Friends, Sorry to Announce a Genocide”
https://naomiwolf.substack.com/p/dear-friends-sorry-to-announce-a?s=r
Worth reposting here.
Noone can still believe in a cockup after having read just this.
“In the internal trials, there were over 42,000 adverse events and more than 1200 people died. Four of the people who died, died on the day they were injected.”
“The side effects about which Pfizer and the FDA knew but you did not, include blistering problems, rashes, shingles, and herpetic conditions (indeed, a range of blistering conditions oddly foreshadowing the symptoms of monkeypox).”
“The internal documents show that Pfizer (and thus the FDA) knew that angry red welts or hives were a common reaction to the PEG, a petroleum-derived allergen in the vaccine ingredients — one that you are certainly not supposed to ingest. Indeed, PEG is an allergen so severe that many people can go into anaphylactic shock if they are exposed to it. But people with a PEG allergy were not warned away from the vaccines or even carefully watched by their doctors, EpiPen in hand. They were left to their shock.”
Confirms for me for sure if I had had even one of those jabs I wouldn’t have suffered a jab injury. I’d be dead.
There was a very interesting article from a German pathologist which I saw this morning, basically saying that whenever he carries out an examination he finds tissue which has been damaged by the “vax” jab and which caused or contributed to the death by strokes, aneurysms etc.. The immune system tries to destroy the vax induced spike – with consequences which were predictable i.e. death.
I intended to provide a link – but guess what, it appears to have disappeared.
If anyone can find it please let me know.
It was, I think, from the Hart group.
Not the link you were on about, but covers the same information.
https://doctors4covidethics.org/vaccine-induced-damage-to-our-vascular-system/
Thanks for that, much obliged.
It is the same one, but I kept getting the dreaded P. 104
Non- Covid but what about Covid Vaccine deaths then?
I read Comment Sections for important anecdotes. This morning at a Substack site I read a post from someone who said a close friend works at a florist shop. This person said that her shop has never had so many orders for flowers for funerals.
I prefer to compare weekly deaths with those from years completely outside the hoax pandemic. I use ONS data for 2010-2019, adjusted by population totals to 2020.
What this shows is that this week is 10.6% above the ten-year maximum.
Even averaged over the last 3 weeks, it is 4.0% above maximum and 13.7% above average.
I update regularly on Telegram here.
Yes we all know the covid vaxx is driving excess death in every country that pushed the dangerous and lethal covid vaccines. Read Steve Kirsch, Joel Smalley, Jeff Childers, el gato on their substack. The information is all there. Also read Expose. Demand your gp and mp face reality and have access to this data. Legacy media will not print it. Until we are given back truth, honesty and integrity, this will continue. Demand your rights back.
See infant mortality rates in Scotland – shock increase reported!