Tag: Keir Starmer

Keir Starmer faces a police investigation into his lockdown curry, after repeatedly demanding Boris Johnson should quit for breaching rules.

Keir Starmer was asked today whether a woman can have a penis. A simple question, you would have thought, but it completely stumped him. Expect all left-wing leaders to be asked this question in interviews from now on.

If senior politicians knew the Covid restrictions were pointless – and it's not just Boris who flagrantly disregarded them, but Keir Starmer, Mark Drakeford and Sadiq Kahn too – why did they advocate for them?

Mirror: Starmer backs vaccines for kids. Typical. Just when you think there's a glimmer of hope that the Leader of the Opposition might actually oppose the Government, he rolls over and invites Boris to tickle his tummy.

Keir Starmer is yet to decide whether to support ministers over the introduction of Covid passports and was "really angry" that an interview he gave to the Telegraph last week was headlined on his criticism of the idea.