Tag: Green Zealots

Meet the ecosexuals: people who have sex with trees, mud and lumps of coal to save the planet. Lauded by the likes of the Guardian and Teen Vogue, the crazy green fringes are hitting the mainstream, says Steven Tucker.

No longer can you give a loved one a beautifully displayed array of chocolates from Fortnum & Mason, for the eco-misers have decreed that plastic is out and the sweets must henceforth be hidden beneath boring cardboard.

Just Stop Oil protestors were arrested up to seven times each in yet more evidence that the police and courts are powerless to stop eco-protestors stopping traffic and glueing themselves to buildings.