How the Rainbow Dildo Butt-Monkey Came to Symbolise Modern Britain

Performing research prior to reviewing a book about transgenderism on another website recently, I came across an obscene photograph which, I think, may just sum up the utterly schizophrenic levels of incoherence of the cherished yet demonstrably incompatible ideas being promoted by our current governing class better than any I have ever before seen.

This image may perhaps require a little explanation, the news story it illustrates now being a few years old. That hairy rainbow individual openly displaying his fake plastic anus to all-comers, alongside his dangling and equally fake plastic chimp-phallus, is what is known as a ‘rainbow dildo butt-monkey’, an obscure and little-known species of queer primate that was only ever able to continue to survive out there in the domestic wild thanks to the generous (if mainly unknown and involuntary) support of the UK taxpayer.

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