Veteran Daily Mail correspondent Robert Hardman has written an illuminating piece about the effort to stop cows farting. Here’s how it begins:
Another week, another car crash in the world of marketing as, once again, a proudly progressive product launch smashes headlong into an awkward but immutable reality: you patronise the British public at your peril.
Last time, you may recall, it actually involved a real car-maker, as Jaguar rebranded itself with a new campaign featuring every colour and letter on the LGBTQ spectrum to show just how much it cares, while omitting to include any actual vehicles. Car fans have not stopped laughing (or crying) ever since.
This week’s self-inflicted disaster comes courtesy of several High Street supermarkets, a major European milk co-operative and a £23 billion Swiss-Dutch food and beauty corporation you have never heard of.
In just a matter of days, their “exciting” new eco-friendly cow snack has gone from a virtuous, planet-saving elixir for British agriculture to a pariah product painted as the new anthrax. Social media is buzzing with videos of people chucking “tainted” milk down the pan while rival milk producers have seen sales shoot up.
And after a 500-mile tour of U.K. farms this week, I have seen how the U.K.’s already beleaguered farming industry has been split down the middle over an innovation it never asked for – but may still have rammed down its throat by the Government.
It’s another case study for proponents of the adage: “go woke, go broke”. Still, one group are feeling very happy. It’s been a good week for vegans.
What a bold and brilliant vision it must have seemed when the consortium behind this latest wheeze gathered round the corporate conference table to brainstorm their new plan for the farmyard. With the blessing of the government, they would not only help slash UK carbon emissions but show a kinder, greener face – and all just by tinkering with the inner workings of the biggest methane generator in the British countryside: the dairy cow.
So, 11 days ago, Arla, the Danish-Swedish dairy co-operative which processes the milk from nearly a quarter of Britain’s 9,000 dairy farms and makes Lurpak butter, announced a new scheme as part of its snappily named “FarmAhead [sic] Customer Partnership initiative”.
It would be using a small number of its farms to roll out trials of Bovaer, a new additive for cow food made by Maastricht-based Dutch giant dsm-firmenich (a company so progressive that it has ditched capital letters).
When added to Daisy’s daily diet, Bovaer is said to cut bovine gas emissions from both ends by up to 30 per cent overall. Since UN boffins attribute up to 14 per cent of global carbon emissions to livestock, that equates to a significant saving – as Ed Miliband and his Department of Energy officials chase every carbon saving they can find.
It was launched with a video of happy farmers waxing evangelical about the Bovaer revolution.
‘We are extremely excited about this new collective way of working alongside our retail partners and the possibilities that feed additives, such as this one, present,’ declared Paul Dover from Arla, which supplies milk to Tesco, Aldi and Morrisons. At the same time, these three supermarket giants proudly issued a joint statement announcing: ‘It is this collective approach that is really going to make a difference.’
All could surely expect a few pats on the back. Yet the congratulatory champagne corks had barely popped at HQ when we saw the first inklings that the pesky public were not quite as ‘excited’ as they were supposed to be. Indeed, some were reaching for the pitchforks.
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Please can we lose this obsession with whether lockdowns “worked” (whatever that means- something that people who talk about them never explain)? It’s a rabbit hole and a largely irrelevant distraction
I have decided that on lockdowns the science, not ‘The $cience,’ is settled – they don’t and cannot ever work to control a respiratory virus. A point the esteemed Dr Mike Yeadon is always keen to reiterate.
BINGO
Indeed. They were utterly useless. In fact, they were worse than useless.
Lockdowns concentrated more people in fewer places for more of the time.
So if they achieved anything, it was probably to increase disease transmission.
It’s all completely twisted up and ridiculous.
Spot on MAk.
The excuse was “we can’t overwhelm the NHS”….But what with the Nightingales! Also, the NHS wouldn’t be overwhelmed everywhere at the same time FFS!
It is of course irrelevant to talk of the effectiveness of a lockdown in the absence of a real pandemic!
And on the topic of rabbits. In Tibetan Buddhist debate, the ‘horn of a rabbit’ does not exist but can still be discussed as a mere imputation that has no referrent.
The cost of lockdown on the economy, public debt, social breakdown and mental health mean it will never be irrelevant.
The consequences of lockdowns are indeed highly relevant, but I don’t think that proving they don’t “work” is necessary or desirable. For a start I believe they are morally wrong. Secondly I don’t think the state should ever have any such power, regardless of the “emergency” – too easily abused. Thirdly the costs – financial and otherwise, including a consideration of a gazillion £s per day to compensate people for losing the ability to lead a normal life – are so gigantic that any benefits can never come close to justifying them. Fourthly, no-one ever defines what they mean by “work” or “don’t work”. People use words like “saving lives” but what exactly does that mean? People quote “covid deaths” – a nonsense phrase. Let’s assume “working” means it significantly reduces deaths from some deadly “virus” WITHIN A GIVEN TIMEFRAME (important) compared to if you didn’t “lock down”. What does that achieve? What are the exit strategies? There’s only one that I can think of that would make “lockdowns” an option with some point to them, and that is if you use the time it buys you to develop a “vaccine” that significantly reduces the threat of the virus. So the whole idea of a lockdown is predicated on a miracle “vaccine” – what happens if you don’t find one, or you can’t test it in some reasonable timeframe? Well, we know what happened – a miracle “vaccine” was “developed” which is neither safe nor effective, and it was rolled out to enable lockdowns to finish, because people were getting less compliant.
The onus is NOT on us to “prove” or even “argue” that lockdowns don’t “work”. Engaging in such an argument accepts all sorts of assumptions that I do not accept (there was a pandemic, saving lives at all costs is desirable, etc).
Except tof, “vaccines” ordinarily take 10-15 years to gain approval before being allowed to market. The suggestion thst the C1984 “vaccines” brewed up in six months could be even remotely ‘safe and effective’ is bullshit of the highest order – outright lies actually.
That’s my point – if you for a moment accept that there was a “pandemic” and that “lockdowns” “work”, the only logical reason for doing one is to buy time until you have a vaccine (or a treatment – wonder why we didn’t get a miracle treatment instead of a “vaccine”….?) and as you say they take 10-15 years (Vallance himself said that covid was too mild to justify a mass rollout, in a text to Hancock) – so logically as soon as you “lock down” you are committed to a rushed “vaccine”, so they cannot be justified even if they “work”. Of course this is all hypothetical and assumes good faith etc, which we are convinced is not the case.
I was forced to defend Boris today, at least in my head after seeing the placards outside the enquiry stating “Boris killed my Mother”….No he did not kill your mother. If on the other hand your mother died from the jab, that is more plausible with the Mandates that violate the Nuremberg Code.
I was forced to defend Boris today, at least in my head after seeing the placards outside the enquiry stating “Boris killed my Mother”
The lows to which people stoop to further party politics keep amazing me …
“Boris killed my mother”
Bloody hell there are some deranged people in the world. Try going onto the zero-covid subreddit. Bonkers!
There were people in masks with the placards, no doubt part of the cult. They will get their wish, the collectivist nightmare that is the WHO treaty, we’re all doomed.
Why do you believe this is genuine? This whole quiry (they’re not asking any questions) is nothing but a carefully stage-managed rearguard action to keep The Narrative™ alive despite it’s patently absurd. Nobody really knows anything about actual COVID deaths, assuming there were any, because a COVID death has always been died within X days after a positive test. Originally, these people were aiming for 100% IFR by simply counting every death after a positive test as COVID death. Later on, this was restricted to a month, thereby statistically guaranteeing a healthy number of deaths while being somewhat less obviously absurd.
People waving placard with statements like “Boris killed my mother!” on them have probably been leaked from a lab and never had one, ie, there’s doubtlessly a Just stop COVID! alliance somewhere which is, not the least due to the enormous amounts of taxpayer money these people managed to extract, extremely well-funded and arranges for such demonstrations as required.
During the first lockdown, a large traveller camp got established on a Reading car park (Hills Meadow Car Park, to be precise). I usually walked past that once per day (or rather, night) and there were always people socialising around open camp fires there. The whole site was a pandemic exclave were COVID simply didn’t happen. The council was doubtlessly aware of that because portable toilets appeared all over the place after a few days but they just let it happen. It’s only travellers, after all, and nobody cares about what they’re doing. The same kind of Labour politicians and pandemic profiteers are behind all manifestations of the Hallet show, both inside and outside of the building.
It’s part of the psyop. The question, repeated over and over, rests on the premise that an extraordinarily dangerous disease hit us all. If you engage with the question you accept the premise.
Like climate change. If you debate whether net zero is effective or not, workable, more harm than good and all the rest of it, you are implicitly accepting that there is a problem in the first place.
The only proper answer to any lockdown questions is one of your favourite phrases: what pandemic?
And with climate change, the same. What climate change?
“It’s part of the psyop.”
100%
The prof is still lying by omission. The very fact nowhere, including Sweden, Belarus, Tanzania, South Dakota, had the wave of death predicted by Ferguson means the whole farago was never remotely justified. Prof is still saying authority can manage virus evolution when it cant, thus he is no more of a scientist than yr average astrologer. I’d rather therefore take advice off Russell Grant than this prof.
Absolutely.
The two examples of this which should really be flying flat into everyone’s face are:
The 2021 Ahrtal floods in Germany leading to widespread devastion and (because of a real emergency caused by an environmental catastrophe) complete breakdown of all COVID measures right at the height of the COVID hysteria. Had these measure been anyhow necessary or effectice, all COVID hell should have broken out in the region where people suddenly had to live in cramped, collective accomodations. Of course, absolutely nothing happened.
The war in Ukraine. As a side effect, the health system in the war zone broke down due to bombing/ shelling and loads of soldiers and civilians were forced to spend their time much closer together than they usually would. COVID immediately faded from everybody’s list of priority issues because of real problems and never managed to make a comeback on its own.
Nevertheless, we have the Hallet panto where people are still dancing around the golden lockdown and the high quality facemask which must have saved us all from a terrible fate. A surreal spectacle which would be more entertaining if it wasn’t to be feared that the reality deniers will again gain the upper hand and force as all to partake in another great pandemic festival of absolutely no real substance.
We also had our Plan – B that never materialized. Will the Enquiry ask why the modelling was way out, doubt it.
But we already knew that, way back. WTF?
Are we still talking about so-called ‘covid deaths’? Dare we not mention the excessive midazolam prescriptions that preceded the huge number of excess deaths? The ‘covid deaths’ with an average age 3 years later than all-cause mortality? The ‘covid deaths’ that appeared to be similar to a real pandemic’s Gompertz curve?
It was a contrivance from start to finish. There never was a pandemic. The majority of deaths were due to infliction not due to infection.
Sorry to disagree with the author, but I’m not impressed. My interpretation of listening to Spiegelhalter in the early days was that he was a master of what is now known as the ‘limited hangout’. He was careful to pick and choose which issues he would address and studiously avoided straying too far into the realms of actually listening to the people who at the time were screaming from the rooftops about the damage lockdowns would cause, the dangers of decanting the sick elderly to care homes and the genocidal Liverpool Pathway protocol, the obscenity that was Test and Trace, etc. If he was so wise and knowledgeable, why didn’t he ever refer back to existing guidance on dealing with pandemics, which was and remains relevant? He was and remains a first class govt shill.
“I mean, look, several years on now David, we talked to you all the time during the pandemic, sort of on-the-go commentary. What have you reflected over the years about what might have been done differently, better, or how you think about it?”
This comment from Evan Davies is the big giveaway and particularly “we talked to you all the time during the pandemic, sort of on-the-go.”
The BBC don’t talk to anyone regularly unless they are providing the ‘correct’ responses.
Yup that is why Hitchens and Sumption was only on the BBC once…Once bitten twice shy.
Yeah, the problem is the fundamental premise.
You don’t’ need evidence to NOT do something. You need evidence to DO something.
They took all sorts of action without evidence. These people act like gods, considering they have a right to act and hey, if they get it wrong, well, honest mistake, because something had to be done.
No. Nothing had to be done. Nothing ever has to be done, certainly not when it comes to telling others what to do. The default should be don’t tell other what to do unless you are pretty damned sure. And even then, if it’s so obvious, then just present your evidence and let people make the “right” choice.
My reply is to WyrdWoman.
Apologies.
Remember politicians are worshipped as god’s so they’ll do stuff without evidence. This is inevitable when you abolish god and worship the establishment instead which is what moet ppl do.
These hucksters are all politicians, only paid a bit better.
This particular bovril, as I recall, kept changing his tune (and has changed it once more!):
‘Some people seem to be interpreting this article as suggesting that COVID does not add to one’s normal risk. I should make it clear that I am suggesting that it roughly doubles your risk of dying this year.’ 21 March 2020
‘Back in March (2020) I pointed out that Imperial infection fatality rate estimates closely matched average annual mortality risk. Based on 200,000+ deaths, their latest estimates show an even closer match!’ 16 Nov 2020
‘In good King Charles’s golden days,
When loyalty no harm meant,
A zealous High-Churchman I was,
And so I got preferment;
Unto my flock I daily preached
Kings were by God appointed,
And damned was he that durst resist
Or touch the Lord’s anointed.
And this is law, I will maintain,
Until my dying day, Sir,
That whatsoever king shall reign,
I’ll be the Vicar of Bray, Sir.’
The whole thing was an experiment – from lockdowns to phycological conditioning to ‘vaccines’. The whole damn thing was one giant experiment. For what reason can be disputed, but not that it was a giant experiment carried out on billions. As the absolute reverse is true, that single sentence tells me this guy is part of the machine.
Infections peaked because infections always peak. Perhaps human behaviour contributes to that as well as what the virus itself does, but if so it’s not a “soft lockdown” but “normal human behaviour.”
“There should have been far more experimentation..” Ha ha ha, ha de effing ha.
They banned, deplatformed, denigrated and as far as I can recall sacked, persecuted and prosecuted anyone that dared recommend ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, vitamin C, vitamin D, quercetin, zinc etc etc etc. If it had been a REAL EMERGENCY, and if our government cared one iota about us, we would have been encouraged to try any damned thing and the cops would have been handing out multivitamins instead of arresting and tasering people for being out walking.
The whole enquiry and all these blasted interviews is an ar$e covering episode of elephantine proportions, and an opportunity to promulgate yet more lies.
From the ONS mortality statistics , 17th April marked the high water of the first wave . Given the trajectory of Covid from infection to death , he is probably correct about the effects of self induced social distancing . I did think his revelation about the average age of mortality which he declared in April 2020 was also very important because it should have led to a conclusion that Lockdown was an Economical nonsense , never mind a Social Disaster . The opinion that it was justfied because younger people would infect the old had no relevance . The fact that more people died during the second wave despite lockdowns prove it was all a waste of time .
The faster the young get it (whatever it really is) the faster we reach herd immunity. The 99.97 IFR and average death age was known about by Even and Sir Keir after Keir got thrown out of The Raven pub in Bath. I remember him pointing that out for all to see.
Update for him and Toby:
I think an analogy would be helpful here:
If you wanted to convince a crowd of dim-witted onlookers that the tide was receding because you waved a magic wand in the direction of the sea, you would have to be sure the tide was actually starting to recede at the time you cast your spell.
An astute observer might chime in: “But the tide has already been going back out for the past half-hour!”
“Well”, you claim, “Had I not used my wand to push the tide out, it would have come back in again!”
It’ll be the same with the climate travesty; there’s strong evidence that we are shortly to start a cold period. Unfortunately, should that happen, the climate alarmist will say “there you are our hubristic management of the climate worked”! …and of course will continue to do whatever doesn’t work.
I’m sure Prof Spiegelhalter knows that the cases/deaths curves for the first wave of covid follow typical Gompertz distribution, ie it was decelerating from the start. There would not appear to be any inflection at the point where people took “voluntary action”, or otherwise.
Remember C19 was already in UK in 2019….Blood & stool samples confirm this according to antibodies.
Dude, two words, “Michael” and “Levitt”
Voluntary measures means Government trying to terrorize people into compliance (by bombarding them with vastly exaggerated reports about the dangers of COVID). And they were quite effective at doing so. I remember that I was actually afraid of it when the shitshow started. OTOH, I then said to myself that trying to hide in the cupboard from an airbourne virus was certainly absolutetely pointless and hence, that the only realistic option would be “Carry on and chance it.” I remember being the only patron in a pub the day before lockdown was formally announced. Nightclubs had already closed ‘voluntarily’ by that time because there were simply no customers. That was the last day of my normal life. Next day, the jelly-mop issued his “You must stay at home!” order and things would never be the same again.
Normal life has since sort-of bounced back but it’s really new normal life. All people I knew before lockdown are gone and the crowd which replaced them is much less easy-going, rather spooked out and aggressive. And this includes doormae who’ve become accustomed to being superios and not servants of customers and who seem to have adopted a punch first, ask question later (if at all) attitude towards any kind of behaviour which deviates from the crowd (such as – in my case – men who are and mostly prefer to stay alone). Because of this, I’m still ‘voluntarily’ staying away from any crowds (precisely four attempts at going to two place where I used to be a regular before COVID led to absolutely uncalled for outbursts of violence on each second attempt).
Sometimes, I’m thinking that I’d really like to have my life back from the Covidians. OTOH, I’ve meanwhile mostly come to the conclusion that you just cannot win. Play by the rules as good as you again, well, lad, that’s not good enough, we’ll change them!
They KNEW infections were falling and also that Covid wasn’t dangerous to the vast majority long before the first lockdown.
The Government DOWNGRADED Covid from a High Consequence Infectious Disease on 18 March 2020, 5 days before the first lockdown because they had that data which showed it had low mortality rates.
If it was downgraded on 18 March (which it was) then they must have assessed the data over several weeks leading up to it; discussed and reached agreement; approved the Statement and announced it. I reckon that’s 3 weeks minimum.
So they KNEW in very early March. Yet neither the QC nor any of the witnesses want to know about that.
https://www.gov.uk/guidance/high-consequence-infectious-diseases-hcid#status-of-covid-19
I have posted this before – the C1984 was downgraded from High to Low Consequence because if the virus was considered High C. then ALL potential prophylactics have to be made available which would mean Ivermectin and Hydroxichloroquine and if these were available and as we know they demonstrably worked, then the emergency “vaccine” could not be justified.
That is exactly why they will gloss over that little fact.
Still the assumption that infections started falling because of mass house arrest (lockdown). Just a debate about whether “hard lockdown” was needed or whether people’s voluntary lockdown was enough. A debate about whether scaring everyone into shutting down their lives was enough, or whether they had to be threatened with arrest as well.
The epidemic peaked because that’s what epidemics do. Lockdown had nothing to do with it.
The international evidence is that lockdown had no effect on covid death rates.
A debate about whether scaring everyone into shutting down their lives was enough, or whether they had to be threatened with arrest as well.
I think this was more of a debate for how long the charade could be maintained while those voluntarily hiding at home could still have done something else, ie, before hospitality, schools and most shops were forcibly closed and the outcome was Reality will assert itself long before we can vaccinate anyhing unless we do much more to prevent that from happening. Hence, the almost total abolishment of public life. Afterwards, people still wouldn’t obey the rules but could only do so ‘responsibly’ in private, ie, without this being easily recognizable from the outside.
I’m no scientist but didn’t Michael Levitt (Nobel prize winner and of Diamond Princess fame) produce a Bell shaped graph showing how all “pandemics” play out i.e. they rise, hit a peak and then decline. So by definition it negates the need for any lockdown as they make no difference.