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I, Claudia: The Roman Emperor Who Suddenly Became an Empress

by Steven Tucker
28 November 2023 11:05 AM

One of the U.K.’s most insignificant institutions of public learning, North Hertfordshire Museum, has just gained some easy free publicity for itself by arbitrarily relabelling a display about the Roman Emperor Elagabalus with female pronouns, as he was supposedly now suddenly a “trans woman”.

Despite actually being called Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, certain classical texts claim Elagabalus once said “call me not Lord, for I am a Lady” (shades of Little Britannia) and that he was ‘married’ to a male former chariot driver named Hiercoles, towards whom Elagabalus “was termed wife, mistress and queen” – actually a probable euphemism meaning he felt it was better to receive than to give in certain private conjugal matters, a matter of shame in ancient Roman society.

Stories about Elagabalus’s ostensible gender dysphoria and cross-dressing, drawn from contemporary sources like the hostile Roman historian Dio Cassius, do seem on the surface rather suggestive. One time he is said to have offered half the Empire to any surgeon who could successfully chop off his manhood and replace it with its female equivalent instead; gladiators desperate to escape from the Circus Maximus must have begun sharpening their swords with glee. 

Accordingly, after consulting with those noted classical historians at Stonewall to ensure its displays were “as up-to-date and inclusive as possible”, North Herts Museum decided to update its labels with the pronouns she/her when referring to Elagabalus, before placing a silver coin bearing his image into its “LGBTQ collection” alongside all the Renaissance rainbow flags and Stone-Age dildos.

The Glory-Hole That Was Rome

Surprisingly, the usually transphilic BBC bothered to ask a Cambridge University Classics professor, Dr. Shushma Malik, about this, who told it the whole idea was very probably just a piece of ancient propaganda:

The historians we use to try and understand the life of Elagabalus are extremely hostile towards him, and therefore cannot be taken at face value… There are many examples in Roman literature of times where effeminate language and words were used as a way of criticising or weakening a political figure. References to Elagabalus wearing make-up, wigs and removing body hair may have been written in order to undermine the unpopular emperor.

According to this interpretation, angered by his injudicious attempts to import worship of a foreign Sun-god into the Roman pantheon, enemies of Elagabalus’s day probably wished to make the boy-Emperor (he was assassinated aged only 18) look like a mentally ill degenerate, and so perhaps chose to falsely depict him as a transvestite to discredit his memory forever. Indeed, the only thing the average person today ‘knows’ about Elagabalus is that he supposedly had his guests at a banquet pointlessly killed by slowly suffocating them all with a never-ending rain of rose-petals, as famously depicted in an 1888 painting by Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema (see above).

This being clearly the campest atrocity ever committed, surely Elagabalus – let’s just call him ‘Ellie’, it’s what she would have wanted – was indeed highly SPQueeR? Apparently not. According to most historians, the rose-petal story was every bit as false as the idea he was a kind of classical Dylan Mulvaney.

However, councillor Keith Hoskins, an arts official on North Herts Council, clearly felt he knew better than the experts, something politicians these days generally decry amongst the general electorate, but very rarely amongst themselves. Said Keith: “We know that Elagabalus identified as a woman and was explicit about which pronouns to use, which shows that pronouns are not a new thing.” Right. So what’s the Latin for ‘xe’, ‘zin’ or ‘zir’, then?

Fiddling With Themselves While Rome Burns

Might depictions of Ellie in ancient statuary or on old Roman coins help settle the issue? Perhaps the coin containing an image of Elagabalus in North Hertfordshire Museum’s LGBTQ wing shows him/her wearing a polka-dot dress with a bow in his hair like Minnie Mouse (or ‘Minimus’, maybe)? No.

Regrettably, all known such depictions show a young man wearing male clothing, with a male hairstyle (here’s a very telling modern-day CGI facial reconstruction performed using just such a source – do note his sideburns and wispy teen ‘tache). Admittedly, they don’t specifically depict his male genitalia too, but then neither do our own Royal Mint’s new pound coins of King Charles.

Yet, to many a queer solipsist today, absence of evidence does not necessarily mean evidence of absence, as I have shown previously elsewhere (see here, here and here). Elagabalus has long been a trans icon for the terminally deluded, leading to bizarre conclusions about the Emperor/Empress’s iconography such as the following, taken from U.S. gay pseudo-history website OutHistory:

The statuary… shows a young man with hair cut in classic Roman style and thus seems designed to placate those of traditional feelings as it showed the young ruler as being similar in appearance to… other Roman emperors. Some historians use this lack of archaeological evidence to claim that Elagabalus’s cross-gender behaviour was greatly exaggerated or even simply made up to smear her (sic). I think it is just as plausible that the fact that only gender-normative visual records of Elagabalus survive shows that her sexual and gender variance was disapproved of and often hidden and can lead one to suppose that only images more respectable to Ancient Roman values were preserved, while evidence of cross-gender behaviour was effaced.

That’s right, there are no surviving contemporary images of moustachioed Mr. Elagabalus dressing or behaving in any way like a girl (toga aside, naturally). This therefore proves that he did dress and act like one all the more, as it can only mean that transphobic ancient Roman iconoclasts at the time deliberately destroyed them all to cover this inconvenient fact up – whilst at the same time neglecting to burn all the defamatory propaganda-parchments of Dio Cassius et al. responsible for spreading the whole probable myth in the first place.

This whole fake debate is quite clearly anachronistic to the nth degree. These archaeological activists should learn that, ‘When in Rome, do as the Romans do’. Instead, they seem much more determined to force the ancient Romans to do as they do.

Steven Tucker is a journalist and the author of over 10 books, the latest being Hitler’s and Stalin’s Misuse of Science: When Science Fiction Was Turned Into Science Fact by the Nazis and the Soviets, which is out now.

Tags: ElagabalusMuseumsRomansTrans ActivismTransgenderismWoke Gobbledegook

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Jabby Mcstiff
Jabby Mcstiff
4 months ago

One small mercy here in England is that the fine old art of taking the piss hasn’t completely died out yet. It’s the only thing we have left. Orwell remarked in the 1940s that jackbooted fascism would never take hold in England because people would just laugh at it. I think that still holds true.

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Hester
Hester
4 months ago
Reply to  Jabby Mcstiff

But Starmer and his cadre are certainly giving it a go

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Smudger
Smudger
4 months ago
Reply to  Jabby Mcstiff

80%of British people queued up to be jabbed. WHO was taking the pee out of who?

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Alan M
Alan M
4 months ago

Okay, let’s just use “kraut” and leave it at that. I’m happy being called a “rosbif” by the French.

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RW
RW
4 months ago
Reply to  Alan M

Same problem. Germans must not claim that they have an existence decoupled from administrative acts of the FRG authorities as this would imply that people who are not German also exist and while many of these people who are not German would very much insist that they’re not German, Germans themselves mustn’t claim this.

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CircusSpot
CircusSpot
4 months ago

The Germans have no access to alternative media and are totally propagandised and have been for at least 40 years.
Finally the young have realised they have no chance and are looking to AFD to change their world and their dopey parents and grandparents are just following ze orders.

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Jabby Mcstiff
Jabby Mcstiff
4 months ago

Japan and Germany can you imagine what they could’ve been. Even the cleverest countries have succumbed to dumbing down in the last few decades. What is this malign force exactly it has so many in its grasp.

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stewart
stewart
4 months ago

Control the words and you control the mind.

I had no idea Germany had ritualised brainwashing.

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disgruntled246
disgruntled246
4 months ago
Reply to  stewart

The German language lends itself particularly to this type of thought control. It really helped a certain Austrian.

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RTSC
RTSC
4 months ago
Reply to  stewart

Come off it. Don’t you know their history (hint: 1930 – 1945).

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RW
RW
4 months ago
Reply to  RTSC

That would be 1933 and around that time, fascist regimes existed (probably not an exhaustive list) at least in Poland, Austria, Hungary, Italy and Spain, making this a pretty normal phenomenon. But only small subset of these had so-called “antifascist laws” by them Anglo-Russo-Americo-Saxons force installed onto them of which events like the one described in the article are a direct consequence.

That’s your system and not ours.

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Smudger
Smudger
4 months ago
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Liberal Fascism was alive and well under Roosevelt and Wilson before him.

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Jabby Mcstiff
Jabby Mcstiff
4 months ago

German industry is interesting. Excellence in a few particular fields without any venture into other fields that you might expect from an industrial power. This is not an accident and it is key to understanding the situation. They gained a lot from being the Yank’s well- fed donkey. Now they get a taste of what their masters really thought of them. Blow up your pipelines, make you miserable, cold and unemployed. With the Anglo-Americans it isn’t a matter of if they will betray you it is always a matter of when.

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Sforzesca
Sforzesca
4 months ago
Reply to  Jabby Mcstiff

It’s quite astonishing.
No doubt that good old Uncle Sam shafted Germany – and the EU – by blowing up Nordstream.
So we all buy ultra expensive LPG from – guess who?

That said the EU and us, buy Russian Gas/oil from, er India, – but that ‘s OK.
What a fucking world

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RW
RW
4 months ago

Another word the ‘lefties’ frequently use is Deutschtürke to denote someone with a German passport who wouldn’t ever dream of denouncing his roots of being ethnically Turkish¹. In the past, I’ve asked if, provided that German-Turks (Deutschtürken) exist, there are perhaps also German-Germans (Deutschdeutsche) and Turk-Turks (Türktürken) but never got a reply.

The reality is – of course – that the German ruling caste passionately hates Germans and would love nothing better than to wipe them off the face of the earth as this would be the ultimate proof that they’re really not Germans, that is, Nazis, themselves. And that’s despite the German basic law still refers to the ius sanguinis codified during the German empire and that attempts to define ethnic Germans out of existence only started when Gerhard Schröder became chancellor for the first time (1998).

¹ At least a very large minority of these people actually wouldn’t ever dream of referring to themselves as German. They’re using the Turkish word for German, alman, to peioratively denote Germans as something entirely different from their much more worthy community.

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