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I Am the Very Model of a Modern Surgeon-General

by Serena Wylde
10 May 2023 6:01 PM

A rewrite of the Major-General song from the Pirates of Penzance for modern times…

I am the very model of a modern Major-General;
I’ve information radical, irrational, illogical;
I feed it to the Government in fashion categorical;
Who like to foster fear at large in manner mathematical.

The brief was to produce disease from sources quite apocryphal;
And add to it conveniently in order alphabetical;
To meddle with the populace in matters biological;
Animal and vegetable, mineral and chemical.

I am the very model of a modern Surgeon-General;
I’ve information critical, sensational and terrible;
It’s not entirely accurate or even vaguely credible;
I feed it to the press who make it all nicely indelible.

They can be counted on to be quite easily corruptible;
At telling tales to those who are sufficiently susceptible;
And frighten all the readership with stories hypothetical,
Uncritical, improbable, refutable, unethical.

A yarn was plucked from pure thin air of origins zoonotical;
Repeated by the press at large in manner quite robotical;
To set the scene for moves obscene invoking catastrophical:
Endangering all human ties as well as economical.

The lies we told to have our way were truly astronomical;
We had to silence dissidents in ways quite categorical;
And crush the laws without a blink in manner quite emphatical;
Inducing in the populace a state hyper-hypnotical.

The measures were designed to trounce all values hippocratical;
Sanity quite disappeared, or took a long sabbatical;
We couldn’t have our plans undone by cries of ‘that’s unethical’;
And so we instituted steps with methods quite tyrannical.

We set about destroying all the means of the resistance;
Through censorship and ridicule we smeared them with persistence;
But still they came a charging with a singular insistence;
We’d violated all the rules in medical existence.

I am a loyal member of the body sycophantical;
Repeat a lot of nonsense which with ease is controvertible;
I do my level best to stay away from analytical;
And shine when called upon to be sublimely hypocritical.

                     (Return to top of music score)

I am the very essence of a top Attorney-General;
Whose job it is to navigate the cunning and the criminal;
To hide from public scrutiny the giving of immunity;
By those of us in unity who have total impunity.

                                   (Slow pace)

It never was the role of kings to harm our rights nor clip our wings;
We saw to that when these were freed in 1215 at Runnymede;
Do not repeat the old mistake that tyrants oft perpetuate;
That life you can obliterate, the rest will just capitulate.

There are some other-worldly strengths you do not know nor do possess;
That will out-stride whatever lengths you go to with experiments;
These are our ancient laws, you see, which we embrace eternally;
The Anglo-Saxon tendency to honour our own legacy.

Tags: COVID-19Music

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Boomer Bloke
Boomer Bloke
2 years ago

It would be great to see him finally where he belongs:
“sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
In a pestilential prison, with a lifelong lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block![5]

In his case I would be happy to provide the big black block and do the needful.

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AEC
AEC
2 years ago

Serena – you are a legend. Brilliant. Thank you.

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Marcus Aurelius knew
Marcus Aurelius knew
2 years ago

Only two comments (three with mine)?!

Clearly no-one knows G&S.

Gondoliers, Iolanthe… it’s all such cracking stuff!

Thank you, Serena Wylde. You have a way with words.

Last edited 2 years ago by Marcus Aurelius knew
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Marcus Aurelius knew
Marcus Aurelius knew
2 years ago
Reply to  Marcus Aurelius knew

“…but it’s an unjust world, and virtue is triumphant only in theatrical performances.”

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Boomer Bloke
Boomer Bloke
2 years ago
Reply to  Marcus Aurelius knew

No-one?

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Freddy Boy
Freddy Boy
2 years ago

Brilliant 🤩 + the header photo of Witless & Unbalenced reminds us what a pair of Charlatans look like in the flesh !

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Covid-1984
Covid-1984
2 years ago

More chance of seeing Lord Lucan riding Shergar down the Mall than Whitty or Vallance. Where are they?

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RTSC
RTSC
2 years ago

Very good.

Sadly, even if the brainwashed heard or read it, they STILL would not connect the dots.

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nige.oldfart
nige.oldfart
2 years ago

Awesome, when is the album released?

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Elizabeth Hart
Elizabeth Hart
2 years ago

See below an email I sent to Whitty and Vallance in April 2021…OVER TWO YEARS AGO!!!!

Where were the utterly useless ‘experts’ then?!?!? Why wasn’t this called out by the ‘professors’ and ‘doctors’ then? Oh yes…they’re crawling out of the woodwork now to be our saviours after billions have been jabbed, but where were they in 2020/2021, when ordinary people such as me, without the blessed titles, were calling out the bleedin’ obvious?!?!?

Part 1:

Sir Patrick Vallance and Professor Whitty The reaction to the SARS-CoV-2 virus is the most reckless and grossly irresponsible ‘public health’ response in history.
There must be independent and objective retrospective critical analysis of what has taken place over the past year, particularly considering Neil Ferguson et al’s Imperial College Report 9, which has impacted upon lockdowns all around the world, and the influence of SAGE.
From the beginning it was recognised the virus wasn’t a serious threat to most people. So who decided on a global vaccination response?
This is important to consider now because the entire global population is being set up to be vaccinated with fast-tracked experimental Covid-19 vaccine products, with three doses already in the pipeline this year, and with at least annual revaccination planned in future, i.e. Covid revaccination for life. And this is for a virus which isn’t a serious threat to most people.
Obviously the Covid-19 vaccine products do not provide sterilising immunity. The Covid-19 vaccine products apparently do not prevent infection or transmission.
With most people not at serious risk with the virus, it’s diabolical to interfere with people’s effective natural defences against the virus, with the aim of making them dependent upon Covid vaccine products, i.e. making them dependent upon the vaccine industry, and those who control it, for life.
It’s staggering that already more than 30 million people have had a first dose of Covid-19 vaccine in the UK, and are facing a second dose, plus a third dose/booster in the autumn. Do these people realise they are guinea pigs in a massive vaccine trial? Did they give their informed consent to participate in this experiment? Do they know the vaccine manufacturers have been protected from liability?

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Elizabeth Hart
Elizabeth Hart
2 years ago
Reply to  Elizabeth Hart

Part 2:

And now children and young people are in the frame, they are being lined up for lifelong Covid vaccination, even though Covid-19 poses little risk to them. The plan is to start vaccinating babies, lining up people to be repeatedly revaccinated from cradle to grave. How on earth has this been allowed to happen? How could ethics committees approve protocols for vaccine trials including participants who are not at serious risk of the virus?
This is an unprecedented medical intervention on a global scale, why has it not been open to public consultation? Mass populations are being vaccinated with fast-tracked experimental vaccine products, when we have no idea of the long-term cumulative consequences, on top of the ever-increasing vaccine load already on vaccination schedules, including annual flu vaccines.
This has to be stopped. The Covid-19 vaccine products must not be pressed upon people who are not at serious risk of the virus. People must be allowed to freely make their own evaluation of risks and benefits.
SARS-CoV-2 is a virus which isn’t a serious threat to most people – mass global vaccination with repeated Covid19 vaccination throughout life is not justifiable. Why was there not more effort put into finding effective treatments, and promoting promising preventatives such as vitamin D to counter deficiency?
The current push for coercive Covid-19 vaccination is wrong, and has been facilitated by the vaccine industry which has colonised public health policy, along with other very influential parties such as the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, and the BMGF-founded Gavi Alliance. The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, Gavi, and vaccine producing countries such as the UK, US and Germany, are the major financial contributors to the World Health Organisation. The WHO appears to be operating as a front for the vaccine industry, i.e. wielding its influence for the benefit of vested interests.
Again, the reaction to SARS-CoV-2 is the most reckless and grossly irresponsible ‘public health’ response in history.
There must be an urgent review of the current Covid-19 vaccine rollout. People not at serious risk of the virus must be warned about the danger they face in being coerced to having Covid vaccination for life, in effect stealing their own effective natural response to the virus, and making them reliant upon the vaccine industry and those who control it.
I request your response on this matter. The grossly disproportionate and ill-targeted actions undertaken in the UK in response to SARS-CoV-2 are having repercussions around the world.
Sincerely
Elizabeth Hart
Independent person investigating the over-use of vaccine products and conflicts of interest in vaccination policy

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Elizabeth Hart
Elizabeth Hart
2 years ago
Reply to  Elizabeth Hart

Link to original email to Patrick Vallance and Chris Whitty: The reaction to the SARS-CoV-2 virus is the most reckless and grossly irresponsible ‘public health’ response in history, 6 April 2021: https://vaccinationispolitical.files.wordpress.com/2021/04/sars-cov-2-virus-the-most-reckless-and-grossly-irresponsible-response.pdf

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Jane G
Jane G
2 years ago
Reply to  Elizabeth Hart

No response, I presume?
Thank you for using your time and voice in this way. Heroic.

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Elizabeth Hart
Elizabeth Hart
2 years ago
Reply to  Jane G

Thanks Jane.
No response from Vallance and Whitty…surprise…
I’ve just forwarded my email to Vallance and Whitty to MP Esther McVey, as she’s raised the issue of the WHO pandemic treaty, here’s my email to her, sent today:

Dear Esther McVey, thank you for your comments on the World Health Organization’s INSANE proposed international treaty on pandemic prevention and preparedness. (Pandemic Prevention, Preparedness and Response: International Agreement, Volume 731: debated on Monday 17 April 2023.)
It’s bewildering that the WHO’s proposal is being taken seriously!!! To sweep away national and individual sovereignty, and leave the world’s population subject to the WHO’s tyranny – how can this even be on the table?
The WHO is a rogue organisation captured by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and the vaccine industry, which has exploited the global population for years with an ever-increasing number of vaccine products and revaccinations, coming to a head with the Covid debacle, and Covid injections being pressed upon the population every few months!
It’s way past time to get with the program and bring the perpetrators of this manufactured disaster to account.
For instance, please consider my email, below, forwarded to Patrick Vallance and Chris Whitty, in April 2021…OVER TWO YEARS AGO!!!
I argued at the time that the reaction to the SARS-CoV-2 virus is the most reckless and grossly irresponsible ‘public health’ response in history, specifically referring to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and Gavi, and the impact of the Imperial College Report 9 on the Covid response, co-authored by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation-funded Neil Ferguson.
As I argued in April 2021, the WHO appears to be operating as a front for the vaccine industry, i.e. wielding its influence for the benefit of vested interests.
And here we are, two years later, with billions of people unnecessarily injected with worse than useless ‘vaccines’, including under mandates, and immeasurable social, political and economic damage perpetrated upon the world, including the trashing of voluntary informed consent. 
The rotten WHO, Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and vaccine industry have been behind it all, with the cooperation of treacherous governments which have betrayed the people.
Esther, we desperately need some plain talking on this matter – the WHO and its cronies must be held to account for the biggest crime in history, not pandered to with any consideration of their ludicrous proposal.
Please see below my email to Patrick Vallance and Chris Whitty, forwarded in April 2021, and consider the parties who have been complicit in this dire situation.
Sincerely
Elizabeth Hart
Independent researcher investigating vaccine products and conflicts of interest in vaccination policy
vaccinationispolitical.net

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marebobowl
marebobowl
2 years ago

Dr. Joe Ladapo, surgeon general for the state of Florida. A Harvard educated doc. A brilliant medic with integrity. He could teach these two monkeys a few things about managing a plandemic.

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beaniebean
beaniebean
2 years ago

It’s very strange that the GMC sees nothing here that breaches their guidelines on The Duties of a Doctor. In that case for the sake of absolute clarity it needs to rewrite them along the lines;

You must make the care of the NHS your first concern.
You must promote a culture in which all staff are discouraged from raising concerns.
You must practice patient-centred evidence-based care – except when required NOT to do so by the WHO, government, medical management etc
You do not necessarily need to seek legally valid consent to medical treatment provided such treatment accords with officially approved protocols.
When presenting research or discussing medical care you must ensure that the facts and findings are not presented in such a way as to discourage adherence to officially approved healthcare or public health policy.
Primum non nocere has become an outdated concept and should no longer be used as your guiding principle in the practice of medicine.

Need I go on?

No wonder so many good doctors are now so disillusioned. They enter medical school with brilliant results and are carefully selected to be well suited to provide intelligent, caring and ethical medical care after prolonged in-depth education and training. Once qualified they are now obliged to follow politically driven diktat slavishly or risk losing their jobs or promotion prospects and being disciplined by the GMC for behaving in the moral and ethical manner for which they were trained and as currently set out in the current GMC guidelines.

I despair!

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Jane G
Jane G
2 years ago
Reply to  beaniebean

No wonder school-leavers are being offered the chance to work as apprentice doctors; all they need to is follow an official crib-sheet.

Why bother going through all that training when you are not allowed to deviate from the protocol?

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Maisysgreat
Maisysgreat
2 years ago

Oh THANK YOU! You are a genius! Also, I thought I was subscribing to the Daily Sceptic and didn’t find out I wasn’t till I tried to write to thank you, Serena, so your brilliant verses earned a new monthly subscription.

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