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The Woke Dictionary

by James Alexander
9 October 2022 7:00 AM

Note to the reader. This is a short satirical glossary, lexicon, or devil’s dictionary, explanatory of some recently familiar words.

A.I. Bots. Our successors, taught to obey, and likely to crash as soon as they begin to follow the advice of the politicians. To be succeeded by hominids.

Black. A fashionable colour, to be worn under the skin. Frequently mentioned by pale-skinned women like Meghan Markle and A.O.C. “Kwasi Kwarteng is only superficially black.“

Buffoon. A rare type in politics, so droll and amusing that vast persecutions can be administered to the populace through his lack of authority. E.g. Boris Johnson.

Build Back Better. A slogan which indicates that our rulers want to destroy what we have and then force us to rebuild it in accordance with their prescriptions.

Cancellation. Invented by God, when he banished Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden. In our times, cancellation comes without the possibility of atonement, forgiveness, redemption. Hell has been replaced with a Trash icon.

Carbon Dioxide. A dangerous cause of anthropogenic global warming. A side-effect of being human. Elon Musk is working on a technology which will enable our short-lived transhuman or A.I. bot successors to breathe out helium.

Case. Not a case. “There has been an increase in the number of cases of Covid.“

Cause. Not a cause. “Carbon dioxide emissions cause global warming.“

Charlatan. A compendious term which enables us to classify in one category computer modellers, behavioural scientists, politicians, civil servants, members of SAGE, academics, doctors and journalists.

Chattering Class. An out-of-date term for the woke, before they became compliant and signed up for the zombie apocalypse.

Climate Change. A paraplatitudadox.

Cock-up. A polite euphemism for conspiracy.

Compliance. Support for a government displayed without requiring anything as inconvenient as a vote. Beloved of dictators.

Conspiracy. 1. A politically incorrect way of saying cock-up. 2. Literally, ‘breathing together’. But now obsolete, replaced by wearing a mask and, for a while, in 2020, by respiracy – solitary confinement on a torture device known as a respirator.

Conspirator. Someone involved in a cock-up, benefiting from it, claiming to be responsible for its hydraulics: and often enjoying much ‘breathing together’ with his or her cronies while enthusiastically denying it to the masses.

Coronavirus. A fairly harmless virus, which causes colds.

Corporation. Any company engaging in conspiracy. Any company which increased its revenues in 2020.

COVID-19. A deadly disease, fatal to everyone, transmissible asymptomatically, but, oddly, discouraged by the sight of humans wearing masks. 

Culture War, the. It doesn’t exist. See Left, the.

Cummings, Dominic. See conspirator. Untouchable as long as he used a trolley as his mode of transport. Got in trouble when he went to Bishop Auckland by car.

Death. Not death. “There have been a million deaths of/by/with/from/near COVID-19.“

Decolonisation. 1. The process by which an empire gives up its colonies willingly. 2. An attack, carried out long after decolonisation in its original sense, by those who, for interested reasons, identify as former colonial subjects against the supposed remains of the imperial power (including, miscellaneously, statues and syllabuses): an attack involving zero tolerance and in fact zero knowledge of history and empire. This attack is beloved of the people really in charge since it draws attention away from their own post-imperial aggrandisement.

Demonetisation. The economic equivalent of political cancellation.

Dictator. Vladimir Putin, Anthony Fauci, Patrick Vallance, Dominic Cummings, Susan Michie etc. What politicians want to be when they grow up.

Disinformation. Often confused with misinformation. In fact, the real distinction is between disinformation and dat-information. “You are engaging in dis-information; I shall engage in dat-information.“

Fauci, Anthony. See charlatan, dictator, also science, the.

Far Right. Responsible for everything: Trump, Brexit, the Death of Granny, the Death of George Floyd, Ladies and Gents, Michael Portillo’s jackets, Owen Jones’s politics.

Far Left. It doesn’t exist. See Left, the.

Ferguson, Neil. See charlatan.

Gender. Replaces the obsolete word sex. “Yes, we had gender a few times, and it was okay/fluid/on a spectrum.”

Gender Theory. An old-fashioned academic subject, soon to be replaced by Latin. “Yes, we had gender a few times, and, if I’m honest, it was boring.“

Government. Formerly, the ruling institutions of the United Kingdom. Now, the local branch of the people really in charge.

Hominids. The only hope for the future. Elon Musk is currently trying to sequence the DNA of a hominid in order to generate the only sort of humans likely to survive in the future, because they will be too stupid to follow the advice of politicians in a crisis.

Human. Not a species anyone has sympathy for anymore. Hence transhumanism and A.I. bots. Hence, eventually, hominids.

Hypocrisy. Saying one thing, meaning another. Not to be confused with irony. Hypocrisy is a major mode of contemporary politics: a virus to which irony is the vaccine. Strangely, irony is one vaccine which has not received any government funding.

Hysteria. A condition formerly only experienced by women. Happily, in the age of transitioning, a condition easily experienced by members of both sexes and all genders: anyone, in fact, who reads, sees or hears the news.

Identify. Make it up as one goes along. “I identify as, er, [insert entity].“

Irony. Saying one thing, meaning another. Not to be confused with hypocrisy. Irony is several levels of sophistication higher. It is also anathema to the people really in charge.

Johnson, Boris. A trolley. See buffoon. Also a purveyor of polyslogans. See politician.

Left, The. A group which denies that the culture war exists, and which claims that anyone who believes it does exist belongs to the Far Right. Sees itself as the centre, and defines anyone to the Right of it as Far Right. See Far Right, Far Left.

Mask. Something worn over the mouth and nose in order to signify compliance. Thought to help humans reduce their emissions of carbon dioxide molecules while breathing out, and thus prevent climate change. An essential fashion accessory for those between 2020 and 2022 who wished to show they had the right opinions.

Michie, Susan. A charming and intelligent woman. See irony.

Misinformation. See disinformation. (In future, under the influence of trans, to be called, interchangeably, misterinformation and msinformation, with other additional forms to be added as required.)

Model. 1. What every thesciencetist hopes to secure for a bit of gender. See Ferguson, Neil. 2. In lieu of that, what every thesciencetist develops, using a computer: combining limited and implausible assumptions with randomly selected data to achieve a publishable result, exaggerating everything for the sake of a scare, having not only satisfied peer review but also the people really in charge. 3. Finally, what every thesciencetist may select as a life partner, once Elon Musk has built a fully articulated gender fluid A.I. bot.

‘mRNA Vaccine.’ Slang for bad shit. Not a vaccine. Widely considered to be made out of untested or badly tested reagents, licensed without any liability for their manufacturers, and designed to be used on humans for certain ends (achieved far less often and with less effect that originally claimed) and with certain side effects (manifested far more often and with more calamity than claimed at any time). But more likely small components which leaked out of Elon Musk’s A.I. bots lab, with their own idea about how to speed along evolution by climbing into needles during the pandemic.

Narrative. A story spoken by someone with a reassuring voice. Has a calming effect. Frequently involves irony.

Narrative, The. A singular story spoken by someone with a hysterical, coercive voice. Supported financially by the government. Necessitates hypocrisy. Reinforced by cancellation.

News, The. Sometimes called ‘fake news’. Mostly bits of explanation and propaganda designed to substantiate polyslogans.

Oxford and Cambridge. Former universities, now increasingly modelling themselves on corporations, and seeking to please the people really in charge. Devoted to decolonisation and climate change.

Orwell, George. Author, now famous for appearing in a Bob Moran cartoon. Likely to be remembered in the future as the writer of light comedies, in the manner of P.G. Wodehouse.

Paraplatitudadox. Any boring platitude which is elevated through the use of paradox to become threatening to survival, mental health and political equanimity. For instance, climate change. “The climate is changing.” See hysteria.

Peer review. Sometimes called, by those with a speech impediment, ‘power review’ or ‘pal review’. Designed to filter out originality and acuity and criticism. Ensures compliance so that science becomes the science. Eric Weinstein: “Peer review is not peer review. It sounds like peer review, It is peer injunction. It is the ability for your peers to keep the world from learning about your work. Real peer review is what happens after you’ve passed the bullshit thing called ‘peer review’.“

people really in charge. The World Health Organisation, the World Economic Forum, the People’s Republic of China, the Gates Foundation, Black Rock, Biontech, the BBC, etc.

Pharmaceutical company. A corporation, manufacturing ‘mRNA vaccines’ and other horrors, using randomised controlled tests. Now extremely wealthy. See conspiracy.

Pill, Blue. A pill, probably manufactured by AstraZeneca, Biontech-Pfizer, Johnson and Johnson, Google and Microsoft, which is designed to make you feel calm and secure by keeping you in a state of fear. Contrast Pill, Red. Blue pills are made out of sugar and spice and all things nice. (Possibly. Details redacted for seventy years.)

Pill, Red. A pill manufactured by Alex Jones, Russell Brand and James Delingpole. It tastes of cigar ash, chest hair, and horse. It is designed to keep you in a state of glee. It is made of slugs and snails and conspiracy theories.

Politically correct. Out of date term. Now called SJW, Woke, BBC newscaster, Guardian journalist, Government minister, Undergraduate. See woke.

Politician. Mediocre simpleton used by conspirators to perpetuate policies on behalf of the people really in charge.

Polyslogan. Sometimes spelt ‘polislogan’. Any polysyllabic slogan used by a politician in a time of scare. Usually with three components, sometimes two, in the style of the old “See it, Say it, Sorted” formula favoured by National Rail, also Obama’s “Yes, We, Can” and Johnson’s “Take, Back, Control”. Examples were initially awkward but then refined: “Stay alert, Control the virus, Save lives.” “Stay at home, Protect the NHS, Save lives.” “Stay home, Save lives.” “Catch it, Kill it, Bin it.” “Hands, Face, Space.” Only hominids are stupid enough to resist such slogans. The Government is now manufacturing sculptures of three monkeys with their hands hygienically away from their faces, accompanied by the slogan, “See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil”. After a few years, this slogan will be silently changed to “See evil, Hear evil, Speak evil”.

Pronouns. Elements of modern etiquette, akin to the gloves, wigs, visiting cards, forms of address of the peerage of yore. Frequently worn by the most energetically modish of our contemporaries. Almost as effective a way of virtue-signalling as taking the knee or wearing a mask.

Randomised Controlled Trial. A method of science so pure and perfect that it only produces results if controlled by someone who knows what they are doing. See thesciencetist, a.

Scare. As theorised by Christopher Booker, any event which is magnified by denial then admittance by the authorities, such as to cause mass fear in the population. See cock-up and conspiracy.

Science. A mode of understanding the natural world in terms of hypotheses, observations and experiments, where classifications, generalisations and predictions are sought, but where every assertion is open to falsification. A glory of western civilisation. Practised by scientists. Compare the science.

Science, The. An engineered trans form of science, adjusted to satisfy the people really in charge, since they like things to be definite.

Sex. Formerly referred to the classifications of male and female. Then referred to what males and females did with each other. Now a taboo word. Not to be mentioned in polite society. Instead pronouns should be used.

Smartphones. Devices designed to replace the cigarette as a solitary consolation: however, lacking the sociability of smoking.

Smoking. An obsolete amiable habit which fostered community. No longer necessary since the advent of smartphones which ensure that everyone can be virtually sociable instead.

Sridhar, Devi. Another charming and intelligent woman. See irony, also hypocrisy.

Swift, Jonathan. Not a satirist. The Lilliputians were actually shooting needles loaded with mRNA vaccine at Gulliver, and shouting, in their own language, “Wear a mask!” A Modest Proposal was an early exhibit of trans ideology, suggesting that children could transition into food.

Taking the knee. A nervous defensive gesture adopted usually by educated or extremely well paid people. A form of virtue-signalling. In future, in the age of the hominids, to become a mocking phrase, “taking your knee”, akin to “pulling your leg”. “I saw Gareth Southgate, and took his knee.“

Thesciencetist, A. The name for a new type of scientist, who takes ‘the science’ as his postulate. A sort of earnest charlatan. Not to be confused with a scientist.

Trans. A contemporary phenomenon whereby extremely confused people acquire momentary certainty and amuse themselves by confounding everyone else who is not confused or certain in the same way they are. Sometimes a term used for those who are transitioning.

Transhumanism. The ultimate trans ideology: where the ambition seems to be to transition to another species. “I identify as a Mekon.“

Transition. A word for changing one’s body when one can no longer be brought to change one’s mind.

Vaccine. See virus.

Virtue-signalling. Acting in such a way as to indicate that one has the right opinions, i.e., those which please the people really in charge. Examples include wearing a mask, taking the knee, and using pronouns.

Virus. See vaccine.

Wearing a mask. One of the top three ways of virtue-signalling.

Woke. Suffering from self-inflicted virtual trepanning. Already signed up for the zombie apocalypse.

Zero. The number everyone in modern politics can count to, like our hominid ancestors and our hominid descendants (once the A.I. bots crash). The word zero is commonly followed by words signifying things to be extirpated, e.g., Covid, carbon, poverty and tolerance.

Zombie Apocalypse. A future event, possibly to occur during or shortly after the extinction of the A.I. Bots, when the woke come together and protest, shortly before dying out from a stubborn inclination to obey politicians. To be followed by the era of the hominids.

Dr. James Alexander is a Professor in the Department of Political Science at Bilkent University in Turkey.

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JohnK
JohnK
2 years ago

The belief that daft ideas do any good is the real problem. It’s the good old “Something Must Be Done” attitude, devoid of real evidence, unfortunately. It seems to me that “misinformation” is the modern term for that kind of junk being spat out.

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FerdIII
FerdIII
2 years ago
Reply to  JohnK

They will start the next LD propaganda soon (with heavy hearts) – to save the Communist Death Care System, with its ~120.000 beds in a country of 70 millions. Can the retards do the flipping math? A diarrhea outbreak would break the CDC system. This looks to be ‘step 1’ in the WEF endless LD world, while they figure out how to LD for the climate-plant food-thingy. Now our ‘liberty’ is at the mercy of the Communist Death Care system. What a bloody joke.

Now, ministers are said to be considering issuing fresh guidance to wear masks on public transport, work-from-home and socially distance if the health service “is at risk of collapse”. Hospital bosses have already warned the crisis will continue to Easter but said measures used in the darkest days of the pandemic are not yet needed.

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True Spirit of America Party
True Spirit of America Party
2 years ago
Reply to  FerdIII

All they will prove by doing so is that the NHS is not fit for purpose, and hasn’t been for a while now. And the lockdowns and all the backlogs they created was like gasoline on the fire in the long run.

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BurlingtonBertie
BurlingtonBertie
2 years ago
Reply to  True Spirit of America Party

Which is the whole point of the exercise to enable them to bring in the solutionof a digital NHS which has long been in the planning.

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Hugh
Hugh
2 years ago
Reply to  JohnK

And balderdash the dated term for this poppycock!

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Andy A
Andy A
2 years ago

I think they’ll be suprised how many people are now clued up to the BS, and as such will be totally ignoring the unnecessary theatre.

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Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy A

Chuffing well hope so after 3 years of this abusive pantomime show. Trouble is, all of our governments are infested with WEF vermin so this was always a very real probability, with the health services always used as a pathetic excuse, but it boils down to compliance at the end of the day. Stuck in the EU I’m just waiting of our turn. It’ll be a miracle if we get through winter unscathed by this nonsense.

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True Spirit of America Party
True Spirit of America Party
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy A

The song “Won’t Get Fooled Again” by The Who (not to be confused with the WHO) comes to mind.

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Freddy Boy
Freddy Boy
2 years ago
Reply to  True Spirit of America Party

Yes I have quoted that a few times + The Manics song “If you tolerate this” Well we did and our kids were next !

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Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago
Reply to  Freddy Boy

My contribution. I think it sums up everywhere apart from Sweden! 😮 Plus it’s a belter. 🙂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ayq_I1NU2Q8&ab_channel=ZombieNation-Topic

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Jon Mors
Jon Mors
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy A

Compliance in 2020-21 definitely got reduced the longer the pandemic went on so I can’t imagine it will be very high if they try it on again, especially if it’s for the flu and not the dreaded Covid.

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VAX FREE IanC
VAX FREE IanC
2 years ago
Reply to  Andy A

Andy, I think, hope, pray you are right. This theatre is becoming nauseating!

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huxleypiggles
huxleypiggles
2 years ago

All of this is BS and an attempt to ratchet the fear level among the sheeple.

Very, very sadly I am moving to the position where I fear that the people who may lead us to our doom are in fact the sheeple. They are the real danger. While idiots take notice of government propoganda the rest of us are at risk and government knows this.

It’s depopulation alright.

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Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago
Reply to  huxleypiggles

Skimmed the article, it looks like the only thing the psychopaths left off the menu was lockdowns. Maybe they think that’s a bridge too far, or they’re testing the waters to see how many dozy sheeple are still under their spell and haven’t ruled it out. Mother Hubbards!🤬

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RW
RW
2 years ago
Reply to  Mogwai

Remember autumn 2021: First, Boris the Jelly was talked into reintroducing masks. Then, an ever increasing clamour for a full lockdown began which was only tighly averted. Or remember autumn 2020, when the GBD was being smeared as strawman because Nobody wants another lockdown!, despite all the usual suspects, the very same suspects making the strawman claim, had been crying for another lockdown for a fortnight already before the strawman claim was being made.

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Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago
Reply to  RW

“Boris the Jelly”!!!🤣🤣🍨 You do come out with some corkers.😂

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True Spirit of America Party
True Spirit of America Party
2 years ago
Reply to  Mogwai

And now Boris is a man without a country. Moral of the story: when you try to please everyone, you ultimately end up pleasing no one.

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Jon Mors
Jon Mors
2 years ago
Reply to  RW

Cummings refer to him as ‘trolley’ on his blog. That is, a shopping trolley that gets pushed arould easily.

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GroundhogDayAgain
GroundhogDayAgain
2 years ago
Reply to  Jon Mors

…with a wonky wheel

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Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago
Reply to  huxleypiggles

Talking of depopulation, it seems our deaths in the NL have outstripped births, which is interesting. And you can see the impact of immigration from other countries also.

https://www.dutchnews.nl/news/2023/01/nl-population-hits-17-8-million-as-deaths-outstrip-births-for-first-time/

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johnboy12
johnboy12
2 years ago

Ministers and Junior Ministers providing ‘confidential’ media briefings to gauge response. Usual rubbish from a Dictatorship masquerading as a democratically elected government. What they have yet to realise is that outside of the Circuses of the NHS, the Media, the Islington crowd & Westminster, no one gives a to*s about this nonsense and most people will simply give it the ridicule and contempt it deserves.

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NeilParkin
NeilParkin
2 years ago
Reply to  johnboy12

On a personal level I think you’re right, but as soon as public transport and work from home advice is given, businesses will follow it, because the HR department will tell them to.

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amanuensis
amanuensis
2 years ago

They waited until Christmas was over and now they’re piling on the fear.

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Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago
Reply to  amanuensis

All we’re waiting on now is somebody in authority to declare the obvious; that the dratted death shots have proven to be utterly useless, harmful and you were all blatantly lied to.
Nothing says “epic failure” like having to go back in time and reimpose restrictions. Don’t they feel complete and utterly ashamed at the sheer amount of lies and abuse the public have been, and continue to be, assaulted with??🤯 Is this really what British culture has now become, on a cyclical basis every winter, ad infinitum?🤷‍♀️

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GroundhogDayAgain
GroundhogDayAgain
2 years ago
Reply to  Mogwai

I think the ‘sense of shame’ you refer would only come from a combination of self-reflection and humility. But despite the story succumbing to the (established) facts, the challenge hasn’t succeeded and the narrative is still alive, and we’ve not succeeded in slaying this dragon.

We’ve been gaslit and treated as children, but so few of us realise that, even with a winning argument, we still don’t have a voice that pervades beyond the ‘fringe’.

We’re still being portrayed as nutters and I believe we need to up our game, although I’m lost as to how this will happen. I feel we need an incontrovertible news story that cannot be suppressed, but since 2020 I’ve become demoralised by even seemingly blatant ‘revelations’ being ignored. I’ve been increasingly staggered by the realisation of how low the evidential bar has been set, and, most distressingly, how logic seems to make no dent in this area.

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GroundhogDayAgain
GroundhogDayAgain
2 years ago
Reply to  GroundhogDayAgain

It also doesn’t help that by those in authority casting everything ‘outside’ the narrative as being ‘fringe’, we’ve been driven away from our usual trusted (ha!) sources, and thus forced to wade in the swamp with the ‘real conspiracists’ – when we contend with such an anti-truth mindset, it’s not surprising some of those wacky ideas begin to seem less crazy as time progresses…

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True Spirit of America Party
True Spirit of America Party
2 years ago
Reply to  amanuensis

And the people must NOT fall for it this time!

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Monro
Monro
2 years ago

The NHS and the BBC are socialist fascist organs of a ‘democratic’ socialist fascist government that has been in power now in this country for over thirty years.

Umberto Eco: Features of Fascism:

‘Fascism is based upon a selective populism, a qualitative populism, one might say.

In a democracy, the citizens have individual rights, but the citizens in their entirety have a political impact only from a quantitative point of view—one follows the decisions of the majority.

For Fascism, however, individuals as individuals have no rights, and the People is conceived as a quality, a monolithic entity expressing the Common Will. Since no large quantity of human beings can have a common will, the Leader pretends to be their interpreter. Having lost their power of delegation, citizens do not act; they are only called on to play the role of the People. Thus the People is only a theatrical fiction.

To have a good instance of qualitative populism we no longer need the Piazza Venezia in Rome or the Nuremberg Stadium.

There is in our future a TV or Internet populism, in which the emotional response of a selected group of citizens can be presented and accepted as the Voice of the People.

Fascism is still around us, sometimes in plainclothes.

It would be so much easier, for us, if there appeared on the world scene somebody saying, “I want to reopen Auschwitz, I want the Black Shirts to parade again in the Italian squares.” Life is not that simple. Fascism can come back under the most innocent of disguises. Our duty is to uncover it and to point our finger at any of its new instances—every day, in every part of the world.

Franklin Roosevelt’s words of November 4, 1938, are worth recalling:

“I venture the challenging statement that if American democracy ceases to move forward as a living force, seeking day and night by peaceful means to better the lot of our citizens, fascism will grow in strength in our land.”

Freedom and liberation are an unending task.’

https://www.nybooks.com/articles/1995/06/22/ur-fascism/

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Mogwai
Mogwai
2 years ago

Wow did the UK just get swallowed by a worm hole and end up back in 2020?🤔

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WyrdWoman
WyrdWoman
2 years ago

John Dee’s latest on the spread of respiratory disease is an interesting overview and ample reason not to comply:

https://jdee.substack.com/p/flip-flop-flu-part-1

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RW
RW
2 years ago

The thing to take away from this is: No so-called COVID measures were ever introduced because of COVID. Everythings was just stuff some people had badly wanted to impose all the time but had – until 2020 – never manged to find an opportunity for actually doing so. The secondary conclusion from that is that COVID cannot ever had been a true emergency (requiring unprecedented measures for handling it). And the ternary conclusion from that is These people were lying in 2020. They’re still lying now.

I’m not paying money for the upkeep of a health system in order to become its eternal serf. Let the NHS collapse if it cannot be made to work and let all its EDI managers and messaging experts be buried by the debris. If they’re incapable of caring for the sick (or – more likely – unwilling to, as this would distracts from their general political mission), anyway, it’s very likely that no one will even notice.

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JXB
JXB
2 years ago

‘… that the public are currently more vulnerable to viruses due to prior Covid restrictions and it is a “period we have to pass through”.’

And so the way to deal with it is more of the same.

Won’t that mean the situation will continue in perpetuity requiring a continual state of ‘CoVid restrictions?

Is that the intention maybe?

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RW
RW
2 years ago
Reply to  JXB

The intent is to find a justification for selling masks, experimental medications and closing down the hospitality industry again. If that justification is self-referential — we need these measures because of the effect they have had in the past — all the better. Greatly simplifies argueing for their perpetuity.

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Pembroke
Pembroke
2 years ago
Reply to  JXB

Isn’t that exactly what is happening in China now? They restricted people to their own homes for long periods of time. Now they are released covid is running rampant due to their not having herd immunity.

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stewart
stewart
2 years ago

Let’s face it, we’re not free people.

We are prisoners in a world run by plutocrats and administered by technocrats.

They say the guidance will be that, guidance, no legal obligation. But that’s what they say now, and we know how this goes. Guidance for the sick has become guidance on public transport which will become guidance indoors which will become a legal obligation and so on as far as they dare push it.

And here we all are, left hanging on their next pronouncement, hoping they will be merciful with us.

Like slaves.

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DomH75
DomH75
2 years ago

One thing to bear in mind is that the Mail was at the forefront of spreading panic during the lockdowns. They even sent cameramen to hide in the bushes outside B&Q to photograph people bringing out their shopping in order to run headlines such as ‘Is this really necessary shopping?’

The privately-owned Mail was one of the very worst proponents of imprisoning us and pushing the spy-on-your-neighbour agenda. The one thing I will say is that other papers aren’t banging this drum as loudly today, so this is very much one paper making money by scaring its mostly-older readership.

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Marcus Aurelius knew
Marcus Aurelius knew
2 years ago

THEY CAN FOXTROT OSCAR

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Boomer Bloke
Boomer Bloke
2 years ago

Children with underperforming immune systems and being ignored
People dropping like flies from heart related disease and being ignored
Excess deaths running at 1500 per week, and being ignored
Hundreds of thousands of vaccine injuries being ignored
Hundreds of thousands of people with undiagnosed conditions waiting for hospital appointments because of the NHS shutdown, ‘to protect the NHS’
Inflation through the roof
Interest rates climbing
Small businesses failing
Economy in recession
All because of this government and this Prime Minister and the actions he took when he was chancellor. And now they want to do it again. Isn’t that the definition of insanity?

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For a fist full of roubles
For a fist full of roubles
2 years ago
Reply to  Boomer Bloke

Oh, but the NHS are really on top of their game when it comes to diversity, inclusivity and lived experience, just no effing good at mending enough people.

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stewart
stewart
2 years ago
Reply to  Boomer Bloke

The disaster that is the economy and the NHS is not the fault of this government (only) or of this prime minister (only).

It is the outcome of many successive governments spending more than they collect and of a population that just doesn’t get it. No matter how incompetent the bureaucracy, how obvious it is that central planning doesn’t work, the public still gets suckered every time into braying at officialdom to solve our problems.

And as long as we expect bureaucrats and politicians to organise our lives and solve our problems the bigger the snowball will become and the more crappy our lives will be, until we are essentially living in a version of the Soviet Union, but with better gadgets.

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Boomer Bloke
Boomer Bloke
2 years ago
Reply to  stewart

Incompetent, inept and corrupt as previous governments may have been, I don’t remember any shutting down the economy, the NHS, the schools and the entire country while paying people to stay at home and training civil servants not to go into the office like the current prime minister did while chancellor. An economy, NHS and education system that he says he is now going to fix. Successive governments, seriously?

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stewart
stewart
2 years ago
Reply to  Boomer Bloke

True. But every country did it. So it’s not THIS government. It’s just government full stop.

We already had almost 100% debt to GDP ratio before the COVID madness.

This government and every government in the western world with almost no exception spend like degenerate gamblers. The more money we give them the more in debt they get. That is the exact behaviour of a gambler.

The state raises more money now than it ever has through taxes. They take our money at every turn. Income tax, VAT, fuel tax, import duties, council taxes, social security contributions, MOT, road tax, TV licence, capital gains tax, stamp duty etc.. etc..

They employ more resources than ever to collect our taxes. They tighten the rules, they use ever more sophisticated systems, they co-opt the banks to snitch on us. And still it’s never enough. The debt mountain just gets bigger and bigger.

If you want to believe that our problems begin and end with this government, then go ahead. You’re just delaying your disappointment.

And sorry, I don’t want to be rude, but are you f**king kidding me?

There is one alternative to this government. One. Labour, who would have done exactly the same things but sooner, harder, and more aggressively. That’s not me saying it. They’ve said it.

Last edited 2 years ago by stewart
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Boomer Bloke
Boomer Bloke
2 years ago
Reply to  stewart

The chancellor, now our PM spaffed £400,000,000,000 up the wall in a matter of weeks. And now he is going to fix it with maths classes for 6th formers. No I’m not kidding.

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transmissionofflame
transmissionofflame
2 years ago
Reply to  stewart

Spot on.

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True Spirit of America Party
True Spirit of America Party
2 years ago
Reply to  Boomer Bloke

“And now they want to do it again. Isn’t that the definition of insanity?”

Or as Pravda likes to call it, “Five Year Plan, Comrade!”

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For a fist full of roubles
For a fist full of roubles
2 years ago

How are face masks, social distancing and being locked in your home working out for the Chinese?

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RW
RW
2 years ago
Reply to  For a fist full of roubles

Unfortunately, people don’t usually change their opinions just because they don’t make any sense.

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For a fist full of roubles
For a fist full of roubles
2 years ago

The government need to reinstate all the care staff who were sacked, rebuild the Nightingales and combine them into transitional care centres for all the bed blockers (how I hate that term for people who need care but not nursing).It would act as a much needed laxative for the NHS and allow them to become more regular throughout the year.

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RichardTechnik
RichardTechnik
2 years ago
Reply to  For a fist full of roubles

Please do not suggest re-commandeering the Nightingale bed shed ‘hospitals’ which many of which were exhibition halls whose owners such as Dubai Ports Authority were paid extravagantly for their use. The economy needs them for their original purpose and in any case there will be even fewer NHS staff to man them.

The care sector problem was not helped by Javid’s attempt in England to legally coerce staff into the death shots. Approx 70k staff walked rather than succumb adding to the already 40k vacancies.

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Uncle Monty
Uncle Monty
2 years ago

Mask wearing has come back with a bang among the timorous and dim-witted in my part of the north east.
I cannot believe how easily the psy-op works.

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RW
RW
2 years ago
Reply to  Uncle Monty

Not in Reading. I saw a total of five masked people when going out for shopping earlier today and two of these were Chinese.

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Mike C
Mike C
2 years ago

“insanity is repeating the same mistakes and expecting different results.”

Mis-attributed to Albert Einstein.

The UK has done lockdown 3 times. It didn’t work – as measured by changes to the death rate curve. There was only minor improvement in the curve after the peak in each case.

Last edited 2 years ago by Mike C
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True Spirit of America Party
True Spirit of America Party
2 years ago

NEVER AGAIN! Do NOT let this camel’s big nose under the tent this time!

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Freddy Boy
Freddy Boy
2 years ago

They push this Sh1t & ignore the Jab carnage ! Diversion tactics ! As I said the other day will the Jab truth come out before they have us roped & tied 🤞

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JayBee
JayBee
2 years ago

Crazy. Even ze Germans are now discussing to do the very opposite.
The only viable explanation for this is that they want to mask the seasonal structural collapse of the NHS, and then credit the normal seasonal recovery thereafter to these now beyond doubt proven useless interventions.
Do not comply.

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RTSC
RTSC
2 years ago

No …. not playing the game.

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Covid-1984
Covid-1984
2 years ago

I’ll do what everyone does and that’s ignore the government. Un-elected Sunak is really hilarious and out of his depth. Soon Vladimir Whitty’s coffin will be opened.

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Hester
Hester
2 years ago

Well it all worked so well last time didn’t it so lets do it all again!.

  1. Why not just shut the NHS all together its clearly too precious to actually treat sick people as it is not intended for that purpose, its main job appears to be to keep hundreds of thousands of people off the dole, and as a back up a protection blanket for incompetent Governments.
  2. As far as I am concerned the lives of millions have been completely ruined over the past 3 years, and the continuation of the creep of tyranny has to stop. I will go to jail and they will have to physically glue a mask to my face and remove my hands before I bow to any of this crap again. Can I suggest all adopt the same atitude unless of course slavery is a lifestyle they enjoy.
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Boomer Bloke
Boomer Bloke
2 years ago
Reply to  Hester

It also seems to be a prime location for the diversity, inclusivity, equity and yes, lived experience cognoscenti to polish their credentials and anti British bias.

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tanya
tanya
2 years ago

Thanks for the link to the Cleveland Clinic pre-print, from which the graph in the article was sourced. Just read it in full and am struck by the clarity of the findings and the authors’ willingness to state them unambiguously. There are three significant contra-narrative messages from the study:

1. The new bivalent vaccines offer only a “modest” (p 2) protection against infection, estimated at “about 30% overall” (p10) during the first 13 weeks after vaccination.

2. Each additional dose of vaccine increases susceptibility to infection: “…the greater the number of vaccine doses previously received the higher the risk of contracting COVID-19” (p9)

3. The ability of vaccines to lessen the severity of illness is unproven: “There were too few severe illnesses for the study to be able to determine if the vaccine decreased severity of illness.” (p11)

This was a large sample size study (n>50,000) from a credible source. It has not yet been peer reviewed. Nevertheless, it joins a growing list of analyses of real world outcomes that our government, medical authorities and the dominant media organisations are wilfully ignoring. It is lamentable.

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Martin Frost
Martin Frost
2 years ago

It is these very same measures that created the NHS backlog in the first place. The “save the NHS” slogan” was also how the Great panic began. The question is how much of a grip do zero covid extremists still have on Government. Unless and until it is fully recognised that all of our sacrifices were for nothing, we are doomed.

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Alan
Alan
2 years ago

The five actions that Rishi has proposed are to deal with problems that the governments have created. Rishi needs to work out it would be better not to create the problems in the first place. That would make politicians redundant, and the sooner that happens the better for all of us.

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Pembroke
Pembroke
2 years ago

This could be the ideal opportunity to let the NHS fail and replace it with a different system. With the added bonus of resetting wages of those employed by the new organisation and lots of non jobs removed.

…..Then I woke up and realised it was all a dream and the gov will just continue throwing more tax pounds at the problem and hope it will solve it.

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Michael Staples
Michael Staples
2 years ago

The sheeple are alive and well. The Daily Mail did an on-line poll and threequarters of the respondents favoured face masks. I despair that such oppressive control tactics will continue to work.

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Hound of Heaven
Hound of Heaven
2 years ago
Reply to  Michael Staples

The Daily Mail is mainstream media and controlled, so that statistic is not necessarily reliable. I posted a comment on the Telegraph website politely but firmly objecting to the reintroduction of community masking and it was immediately removed in its entirety. I in turn cancelled my subscription and deleted my direct debit.

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varmint
varmint
2 years ago

Yesterday on Wooton with Mark Noble many of us may have seen the lady hounded by 11 Hospital workers, security guards etc and threatened with being dragged out, the police being called etc because she refused to wear a mask, and after 5 hours they realised that their tyranny had failed because of the bravery of this woman who knew (1) Masks do not prevent transmission of covid (2) That the law was on her side. ————Many of us may still not want to go to the trouble that this woman went to and will likely keep wearing a mask in a hospital but there is no getting away from it. ——–This woman is 100% correct and her exposure on media and social media may bring down this absurd mark wearing lunacy.

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