"It's terribly important to sing "Happy Birthday" to yourself when washing your hands... especially after you've just flushed the entire heritage - and indeed future - of your country down the toilet."
~ Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Kemal-Johnson
(Prime Minister of the Former United Kingdom)
Just trying to wash away my sins but I cant get this blood off my hands..think I will hide away again.that seems to work boris thinks as he plans his non covid christmas .....
"It's terribly important to sing "Happy Birthday" to yourself when washing your hands... especially after you've just flushed the entire heritage - and indeed future - of your country down the toilet."
~ Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Kemal-Johnson
(Prime Minister of the Former United Kingdom)
"I must be able to find a plug for this failing government somewhere."
or
"Did anyone see where the economy went?"
"A little water clears us of this deed."
"Crotch ... hands ... wash ... repeat"
