Because I was thoroughly narked at how, predictably, the Government are continually moving the goalposts. Feel free to cut and paste into your own Word document and post on your wall or in public places. It's more labour intensive to take down physical notices than on social media, and I think it might make a few people who see it think. It's also less likely to get lost in the general noise in meatspace than in social media.

LOCKDOWN CHRONOLOGY

>It’s just to flatten the curve
>It’s just to protect the NHS
>It’s just for three weeks
>It’s just a temporary measure as a last resort
>It’s something that we’re all in together
>It’s going to be reviewed at a later date
>It needs to be extended because it’s not taken effect yet
>It’s just for another three weeks
>It’s just to put lives before profits
>It’s just until the R rate is under 1
>It’s just until the peak has passed
>It’s just until there’s mass testing available
>It’s just to ensure that the virus is under control
>It’s just to prevent a second spike
>It’s just to avoid 500,000 deaths from a second wave
>It’s because the second wave was the deadliest in 1918 with the Spanish Flu
>It’s just to prevent the collapse of the NHS in the winter
>It’s FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
>It’s to stop you from KILLING GRANNY
>It’s just a circuit breaker to save lives and stop the second wave
>It’s just because people wouldn’t follow the rules that this is necessary
>It’s just for four weeks to save Christmas
>It’s just going to be reviewed after four weeks
>It’s just to protect OUR HEROIC NHS SUPERSTARS
>It’s just until there’s a vaccine
>It’s lifted for five days as a special concession and saved Christmas
>It’s just for another four weeks in January to suppress the virus

YOU ARE HERE

>It’s just until the vaccine is fully in production
>It’s just until the vaccine is administered to everyone
>It’s just until the vaccine is shown in practice to be 100% effective
>It’s just to stop the threat of “Long Covid”
>It’ll all be over if you just follow the rules
>The Blitz was for four years, quit carping
>It’s just until there’s a second source of the vaccine to ensure a good supply
>It’s just until there is a new vaccine that we know is 100% effective
>It’s just until the virus is totally suppressed and there’s zero cases
>It’s just to prevent a resurgence of the virus
>It’s just to be sure that there actually are zero cases
>It’s just in case the virus mutates
>Rationing lasted 14 years, quit carping
>It’s just to prevent potential infections from people still suffering from “Long Covid”
>This is the new normal, get used to it
>Life before lockdown wasn’t so great anyway
>There have always been restrictions on your fundamental freedoms
>Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia