Thats superb I tip my hat off to you and your parents . Job well done

Yep. Home education is the answer to this madness. If you're lucky you will find a few other lockdown sceptical families close to you.

I have some points to raise.

1. How long before some joker / ill behaved little sh*t decides it's fun to disrupt class by spluttering ostentatiously just as the teacher starts to teach something, every time.

2. How long before some other worthy notices that with an elastic loop face nappy you can turn it into a sling and embed hard objects in peoples' foreheads.

3. Does anyone actually learn anything in these ridiculous conditions.

4. Your daughter should turn up with a plague doctor beak or Hannibal Lecter or Bane mask as a form of malicious compliance. After all, it's a FACE COVERING, isn't it?

Other than that, this truly is tournament level bedwetting. I thought the woman I saw in town with face nappy, visor, gloves, and safety glasses was setting the pace but this blows right past it.